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Dang ninja lizard!
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05/27/15 10:41 AM
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straycat
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So I was up in Walker County today looking at alleged blasting damage to a house around a mine. Was peeking into a brick veneer cavity trying to see if I could see any brick ties. So my face was really close to the brick. And yes, one would think that you shouldn't be able to actual find a sport to look into the air space of brick veneer....but sometimes you can Out of nowhere and totally unexpected a dang ninja lizard pokes his head out right in front of my nose....lizards often look like snakes for a split second. I jumped back and then tripped on not so neatly coiled garden hose. I actual fell to the ground about 15 feet from the house, with the stumbling-tryingdesparately-nottofall dance. Hate a dang ninja lizard!
"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
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Re: Dang ninja lizard!
[Re: straycat]
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05/27/15 12:05 PM
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straycat
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yeah.5 or 6 witnesses. Think they are still laughing.
"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
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Re: Dang ninja lizard!
[Re: straycat]
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05/27/15 02:32 PM
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I had an encounter with a Ninja Cat yesterday. I unlocked the shop and as I was entering the breakroom, a big gray cat took a giant Ninja Leap off of the counter past me to escape out the door. After my heart rate dropped below 160 bpm, I noticed cat hair all over the tables, on the counters, stove, sink, and floor. I absolutely hate cats to start with, but this evil feline has a special dark corner of my heart reserved just for it.
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Re: Dang ninja lizard!
[Re: metalmuncher]
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05/27/15 04:24 PM
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Sharpshooter69
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I had an encounter with a Ninja Cat yesterday. I unlocked the shop and as I was entering the breakroom, a big gray cat took a giant Ninja Leap off of the counter past me to escape out the door. After my heart rate dropped below 160 bpm, I noticed cat hair all over the tables, on the counters, stove, sink, and floor. I absolutely hate cats to start with, but this evil feline has a special dark corner of my heart reserved just for it. Be glad that evil bastage didn't jump on you ! You can't sling a cat off of you !
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
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Re: Dang ninja lizard!
[Re: Sharpshooter69]
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05/27/15 04:27 PM
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I had an encounter with a Ninja Cat yesterday. I unlocked the shop and as I was entering the breakroom, a big gray cat took a giant Ninja Leap off of the counter past me to escape out the door. After my heart rate dropped below 160 bpm, I noticed cat hair all over the tables, on the counters, stove, sink, and floor. I absolutely hate cats to start with, but this evil feline has a special dark corner of my heart reserved just for it. Be glad that evil bastage didn't jump on you ! You can't sling a cat off of you ! LOL. That is for sure. If you manage to do it once, you'll never want to try it again.
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Re: Dang ninja lizard!
[Re: Tambo252]
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05/27/15 05:16 PM
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I sure wish there was video of this encounter. x2!
Jesus... I hope you know Him personally like I do.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Proud crossbow hunter!
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