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Re: We need a few members
[Re: rayp]
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04/29/15 12:32 PM
04/29/15 12:32 PM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,935
In a Van, down by the River
quailman
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Booner
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In a Van, down by the River
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Ralph, we're you Marine or Sailor? Heard 2 different versions of the doe killin.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Re: We need a few members
[Re: rayp]
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04/29/15 01:22 PM
04/29/15 01:22 PM
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Joined: Mar 2015
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Biloxi, Mississippi
Radaralph
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All right. Grab a cold one and let me tell you a story-
I was a just turned 21 yr old sailor. My partner in crime was also a sailor. I worked in the ATC tower at NAS Penscola. I can tell you that beer goggles go far beyond just improving the looks of a woman at 2330. It can make the stupidest ideas sound absolutely brilliant.
After 3 hours of drinking draft beer at a nickle a glass at The Barrels we decided to go back on base and catch a turkey at the Land Sea Survival school. Thanksgiving was just a few weeks away and this sounded entirely reasonable. When we got there the turkeys were roosting under a vapor light so my partner says "Lets kill a deer." With that we ran one down and stabbed it to death. Very similar to a bow kill but like our cave man ancestors, there was a lot more running involved.
The 10' chain link fence proved to be too much of a challenge or we might have got away with it. (As long as no one was counting the deer herd.) So we hung the deer on the fence and butchered it. Pulled hams, shoulders, backstraps and tender loins. Tossed them over the fence, loaded it all into the coolers in my truck and headed off base to my sisters house. We cut and wrapped meat all night then went back to the barracks.
I had a middle of the day shift the following day. Went I got off work that evening NCIS was in the tower parking lot taking blood samples off my tailgate.
You would think the story would be the end of it. Au contraire. That story followed me for the rest of my federal career. For 30 plus years I ran into people who would meet me and say "Hey, aren't you the guy who killed the deer?"
Like I said earlier, I was never proud of it but I never tried to hide from it. And it makes for an interesting story at deer camp. Unless of course, you're easily offended like Poor Ol Ray.
Last edited by Radaralph; 04/29/15 01:25 PM.
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Re: We need a few members
[Re: rayp]
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04/29/15 01:53 PM
04/29/15 01:53 PM
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Clanton
Turkey_neck
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Booner
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I thought I had done some dumb chit drunk before.
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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Re: We need a few members
[Re: rayp]
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04/29/15 02:09 PM
04/29/15 02:09 PM
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Joined: Jul 2003
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In a Van, down by the River
quailman
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Booner
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Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Re: We need a few members
[Re: quailman]
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04/29/15 02:12 PM
04/29/15 02:12 PM
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Joined: Feb 2009
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If you only knew.....
Tru-Talker
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Booner
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If you only knew.....
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Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around. And Mr. Natti man would definitely know....
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves...
Confucius
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Re: We need a few members
[Re: rayp]
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04/29/15 02:55 PM
04/29/15 02:55 PM
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Huntsville
buckbrush
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Wow just read all 6 pages this post is golden.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke
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Re: We need a few members
[Re: Tru-Talker]
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04/29/15 03:11 PM
04/29/15 03:11 PM
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In a Van, down by the River
quailman
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Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around. And Mr. Natti man would definitely know.... Kick in the junk is in your future.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Re: We need a few members
[Re: quailman]
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04/29/15 03:37 PM
04/29/15 03:37 PM
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Joined: Feb 2009
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If you only knew.....
Tru-Talker
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Booner
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 14,831
If you only knew.....
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Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around. And Mr. Natti man would definitely know.... Kick in the junk is in your future. Ha!! We all know you southerners don't travel northward...
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves...
Confucius
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Re: We need a few members
[Re: quailman]
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04/30/15 05:06 AM
04/30/15 05:06 AM
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jsh1904
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Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around. like shooting cooncats with a 380
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Re: We need a few members
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04/30/15 05:19 AM
04/30/15 05:19 AM
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Joined: Jul 2003
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In a Van, down by the River
quailman
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Booner
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Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around. like shooting cooncats with a 380 Good shot too. All things considered.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Alcohol has caused many a mischievous events....
