Here ya go....it was from the BBC show Top Gear (the greatest show ever made)

they burned it, drowned it (in salt water), ran it through an RV, dropped it from a crane, hit it with a wrecking ball, put it on top of a building which they then imploded, and it still ran. they finally gave up, DROVE it into the studio and it became a part of the show's set.

I'll sell you mine Joseph. I didn't know you suffered from yota envy.......

I bought the offbrand Royoter, just as good as the Toyota so far. Got it for 12% less too! I've had to do a few repairs to the engine though as mine doesn't have unicorn power but jackass power. But over all it runs good except for the gaskets...made of recycled banana skins rather than pure platinum. And the brakes and paint...just some touch ups really. Does ok in the mud, but that is why I have my offbrand 4wheeler for---Papasaki.

But over all it is just as good as the Toyota.

This is gonna seem like a stretch but during this past hunting season. I was headed back to my Toyota after a morning hunt. I had parked in a corn field. Standing beside the truck was a Turkey, a covey of quail, and a smallish 14 point piebald buck. Toyota's just plain attract wildlife.

the yota is a straight panty dropper too, they know I'm working with a monster, when they see a big man in a small truck.