Slow down testicular man, breathe, breathe!!!

Re read my quote below, as I added to it for clarification, as we're in "different ballparks" now.

"Better in some instances to have them (balls) there (wife's purse), than someone else (yoga pants, black tank top women) claiming they (balls) were in hers (other womens' purses). ;)"



My heads not up my wife's rear, nor is her head up mine, BUT, we both respect each others' opinions.



God Bless,
David B.

lol the past few replies have been great.
dang near signature status lmao

in all seriousness, my father and i have traveled a lot racing motocross. some of the things that we have seen are.....wild. Its hard to tell now who is real or fake. People will do anything to get a dollar, especially in hotels around cities.

Now, depending on yoga pants fitment, the decisions could have been made to help a lady out..
Now whether snack or snatch was served, that may be the moment to make a u turn LOL

I would have atleast made a call for her, maybe to one of her friends that would come pick her up.

I offered to and she said the person she was trying to get in touch with wouldn't answer when she tried calling.. I did offer to let her use my phone

Something similar to this has happened to me as well except she's didn't come to my house I just saw her walking down the road. She was hysterical and blooded and bruised. Same story as y'all her BF had beaten her up and she was trying to get away. I called the Leo's and took her to a nearby church, and waited with her until the police arrived. I guess I'm not as paranoid as some of you folks either that or I'm nieve. But it felt good helping someone in need.

As much as I travel the roads for work I've seen a LOT of crazy stuff. I've been robbed once. As sad as it is, I've learned to trust NO ONE. For those making the comments about being a man and not having your wife carry your balls, how would you feel if it was your wife that gave a ride to a strange man? You did right.

That'll never happen.. Most women are scared of their own shadow much less pick up a stranger...

I stepped out of my apartment once in my 20's and there was a blonde by my door, there asking if I could give her a ride home. I told her it would be no problem. about a mile down the road she started to quote her menu and prices. I then yelled at her and told her to get out of the car. she refused so I had to open the door with one hand and give her the boot with my right leg. It sounds cruel but you don't want to get messed up with this.

when i was 18 i seen a women walking on the side of the road and went back and picked her up. She looked better at 50mph than she did when she got in. Some how during the conversation. I realize she's one of my co-workers wives. Guess she seen my car at work or something. I drop her off at the bar an forget about it. About 3 months later my co-worker asks me about it, and says I should have told him. I told him I didnt know it was her when I picked her up and nothing happened so there was nothing to tell. But that learnt me a lesson. You try to help someone out and it can turn around and bite you, sometimes months later.

Funny stuff....

If we could only apply this fine logic to pit bulls.

And this time we expect pics

A fellow I used to work with was driving down a two lane back road once when he came up on a lady parked on the side of the road with her hood up, trying to flag him down. Just so happened the guy was a great mechanic and decided to stop. He later told me, he didn't know why he did it but rather than pull over behind her he drove right past her car and pulled over in front of it. When he did he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a guy that was hiding in front of the car trying to hurry and get to the back of it. He just pulled back onto the road and called the cops realizing it was a setup. There's some bad people out there.

There's a difference in someone who is beat up and obviously in trouble, and if they refuse to let you call them some help, they have something else in mind. You all act like this was a lady that had a flat tire on the way home from church.

A long time back My Dad and I were drinking beer and driving back roads one afternoon and we came up on a truck you could see from the road. It looked stuck so Dad stopped and got out he could see someone in it so he hollered and asked if they needed help. I heard a woman laugh and this ole boy said "Naw man I think I got it". I had beer coming out my nose.

your dad sounds like a nice guy. the type thats always willing to lend a helping....... uh hand or something.

last time I picked up a hitch hiker was 1974. Will be married to her forty years next month.

NOW your screen name makes more sense.

That's a story we need to hear.