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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: FurFlyin]
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07/29/14 05:13 PM
07/29/14 05:13 PM
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MattIce
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Last January at my hunting property in MS. Don't remember how cold, but I'm sitting on the ground on the edge of a logging road that runs between a swampy hardwood bottom and some 20 yo planted pines. Shortly after daylight I look up and see a fat naked man running towards me. My first thought was this guy is in the lead of some triathlon and he's wearing a brown speedo...wrong, butt naked. Looked right at me twice, but didn't recognize me as a person (thank you ASAT). I was in disbelief texting my buddy when I see him coming back past. Wanted to shoot into the ground to scare the hell out of him, but it was the rut and was expecting a big buck to show up any minute. Disgusting phone video included: [img]http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad353/foldemup/th_20140105_075718_zpscd15cfb9.mp4[/img] [img]http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad353/foldemup/th_20140105_080214_zpsfd9d0f5a.mp4[/img] YEKRUT's taking that couch to 5K a little too serious. :rofl
Parked in a holler, beneath the mountain moon light.
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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: Clem]
#1028478
07/29/14 05:25 PM
07/29/14 05:25 PM
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Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 9,949 Fayette Co.
hollywud20
Interwebs Genius
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Interwebs Genius
Joined: Nov 2006
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Fayette Co.
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Hollywud, if you got that old gun out of the tree you probably could trade it for something. What you think it would be worth Clem. I don't know if anyone else knows where it is. I doubt they do. It's in alabama. A good hours walk from any road or trail.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: FurFlyin]
#1028487
07/29/14 05:34 PM
07/29/14 05:34 PM
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 6,617 Hoover (poor section)
Johnal3
it froze over
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it froze over
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Hoover (poor section)
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Last January at my hunting property in MS. Don't remember how cold, but I'm sitting on the ground on the edge of a logging road that runs between a swampy hardwood bottom and some 20 yo planted pines. Shortly after daylight I look up and see a fat naked man running towards me. My first thought was this guy is in the lead of some triathlon and he's wearing a brown speedo...wrong, butt naked. Looked right at me twice, but didn't recognize me as a person (thank you ASAT). I was in disbelief texting my buddy when I see him coming back past. Wanted to shoot into the ground to scare the hell out of him, but it was the rut and was expecting a big buck to show up any minute. Disgusting phone video included: [img]http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad353/foldemup/th_20140105_075718_zpscd15cfb9.mp4[/img] [img]http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad353/foldemup/th_20140105_080214_zpsfd9d0f5a.mp4[/img] YEKRUT's taking that couch to 5K a little too serious. Lmao! You must hunt close to his and bowhunter84's camp. They had just woke up together and he thought he heard a turkey gobble!
This is Aldeer! The place people come to vent their frustrations and completely change their stance a few minutes later...
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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: hollywud20]
#1028502
07/29/14 05:53 PM
07/29/14 05:53 PM
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Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 9,949 Fayette Co.
hollywud20
Interwebs Genius
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Interwebs Genius
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 9,949
Fayette Co.
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Hollywud, if you got that old gun out of the tree you probably could trade it for something. What you think it would be worth Clem. I don't know if anyone else knows where it is. I doubt they do. It's in alabama. A good hours walk from any road or trail. I'm just kidding on the gun. I looked up weird things in the woods. Lol. I think it was taken in Russia somewhere. Thought about am saying it was on skyline or Bankhead and get folks searching. I don't know if I would remove it though if I found it.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: foldemup]
#1028519
07/29/14 06:13 PM
07/29/14 06:13 PM
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Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 6,999 Holly Pond, AL
NightHunter
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 6,999
Holly Pond, AL
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Last January at my hunting property in MS. Don't remember how cold, but I'm sitting on the ground on the edge of a logging road that runs between a swampy hardwood bottom and some 20 yo planted pines. Shortly after daylight I look up and see a fat naked man running towards me. My first thought was this guy is in the lead of some triathlon and he's wearing a brown speedo...wrong, butt naked. Looked right at me twice, but didn't recognize me as a person (thank you ASAT). I was in disbelief texting my buddy when I see him coming back past. Wanted to shoot into the ground to scare the hell out of him, but it was the rut and was expecting a big buck to show up any minute. Disgusting phone video included: [img]http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad353/foldemup/th_20140105_075718_zpscd15cfb9.mp4[/img] [img]http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad353/foldemup/th_20140105_080214_zpsfd9d0f5a.mp4[/img] Tell the truth, you snuck in on JUGHEAD and Brent playing hide and seek didn't you...
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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: hollywud20]
#1028520
07/29/14 06:14 PM
07/29/14 06:14 PM
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Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 26,436 Helena
3toe
Talking Turkey
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Talking Turkey
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 26,436
Helena
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Hollywud, if you got that old gun out of the tree you probably could trade it for something. What you think it would be worth Clem. I don't know if anyone else knows where it is. I doubt they do. It's in alabama. A good hours walk from any road or trail. I'm just kidding on the gun. I looked up weird things in the woods. Lol. I think it was taken in Russia somewhere. Thought about am saying it was on skyline or Bankhead and get folks searching. I don't know if I would remove it though if I found it. So you are saying you lied about it and played along for a post or two? Why? That story about the garbage bag posted for shock value also? If so thats messed up.
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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: foldemup]
#1028537
07/29/14 06:39 PM
07/29/14 06:39 PM
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Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 52,225 Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
James
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 52,225
Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
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Last January at my hunting property in MS. Don't remember how cold, but I'm sitting on the ground on the edge of a logging road that runs between a swampy hardwood bottom and some 20 yo planted pines. Shortly after daylight I look up and see a fat naked man running towards me. My first thought was this guy is in the lead of some triathlon and he's wearing a brown speedo...wrong, butt naked. Looked right at me twice, but didn't recognize me as a person (thank you ASAT). I was in disbelief texting my buddy when I see him coming back past. Wanted to shoot into the ground to scare the hell out of him, but it was the rut and was expecting a big buck to show up any minute. Disgusting phone video included: [img]http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad353/foldemup/th_20140105_075718_zpscd15cfb9.mp4[/img] [img]http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad353/foldemup/th_20140105_080214_zpsfd9d0f5a.mp4[/img] Dayum that chits funny right there!
How many people am i willing to sacrifice for freedom? Everyone. All of them...
Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!
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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: 3toe]
#1028550
07/29/14 07:02 PM
07/29/14 07:02 PM
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Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 13,401 Mobile Alabama
TChunter
Booner
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Booner
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Mobile Alabama
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Hollywud, if you got that old gun out of the tree you probably could trade it for something. What you think it would be worth Clem. I don't know if anyone else knows where it is. I doubt they do. It's in alabama. A good hours walk from any road or trail. I'm just kidding on the gun. I looked up weird things in the woods. Lol. I think it was taken in Russia somewhere. Thought about am saying it was on skyline or Bankhead and get folks searching. I don't know if I would remove it though if I found it. So you are saying you lied about it and played along for a post or two? Why? That story about the garbage bag posted for shock value also? If so thats messed up. I agree this is strange. ...what are we in 1st grade?
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: 3toe]
#1028569
07/29/14 09:10 PM
07/29/14 09:10 PM
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Joined: Dec 2012
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MattIce
10 point
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Hollywud, if you got that old gun out of the tree you probably could trade it for something. What you think it would be worth Clem. I don't know if anyone else knows where it is. I doubt they do. It's in alabama. A good hours walk from any road or trail. I'm just kidding on the gun. I looked up weird things in the woods. Lol. I think it was taken in Russia somewhere. Thought about am saying it was on skyline or Bankhead and get folks searching. I don't know if I would remove it though if I found it. So you are saying you lied about it and played along for a post or two? Why? That story about the garbage bag posted for shock value also? If so thats messed up. Yea thats sick to joke about a dead baby
Parked in a holler, beneath the mountain moon light.
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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: doekiller]
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07/30/14 02:21 AM
07/30/14 02:21 AM
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Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 14,831 If you only knew.....
Tru-Talker
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 14,831
If you only knew.....
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I found the crashed Malaysian Airliner in Blount County. It was cool. I found Jimmy Hoffa.....but not at liberty to disclose the location.....
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves...
Confucius
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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: TChunter]
#1028701
07/30/14 03:32 AM
07/30/14 03:32 AM
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Posts: 9,977 Hampton Cove
foldemup
14 point
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Hampton Cove
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I cant believe how you left us "hanging" with the nekkid dude. Did you figure out who he was or what was going on? Was he running FROM something or towards something? These questions need to be answered. I answered already somewhere above. I think he was just exercising in the nude. No idea who he was. The property is in a suburban area and surrounded by houses, apartment complexes, a trailer park, etc... In the first video he is running towards the direction my truck is parked. My guess is he got down to where he could see my truck through the woods and he got scared and turned around and hauled big arse.
If you want to always win, never play anyone better than you!
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Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Ever
[Re: foldemup]
#1028746
07/30/14 03:59 AM
07/30/14 03:59 AM
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Posts: 34,459 Boxes Cove
2Dogs
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Boxes Cove
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I cant believe how you left us "hanging" with the nekkid dude. Did you figure out who he was or what was going on? Was he running FROM something or towards something? These questions need to be answered. I answered already somewhere above. I think he was just exercising in the nude. No idea who he was. The property is in a suburban area and surrounded by houses, apartment complexes, a trailer park, etc... In the first video he is running towards the direction my truck is parked. My guess is he got down to where he could see my truck through the woods and he got scared and turned around and hauled big arse. That is soooooo funny. Showed the vids to Lucky Dog last night, her jaw dropped, then I though she was gonna roll on the floor laughing.
"Why do you ask"?
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