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Re: My wife said....
[Re: YEKRUT]
#896343
03/12/14 07:42 AM
03/12/14 07:42 AM
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Opelika, AL
AU_trout_bum
8 point
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Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,968
Opelika, AL
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She said she would really like to meet that guy who spells backwards who sent me all those turkey calls. Said its the most annoying sound she ever heard.  She can't hold the calls against me, they sound good when I run them.  I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize what the heck his name meant. 
Author, Fly Fishing for Redeye Bass: An Adventure Across Southern Waters
JacksonKayak Fishing Team
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"I do not hunt turkeys because I want to, I hunt them because I have to." - Tom Kelly
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: AU_trout_bum]
#896378
03/12/14 08:17 AM
03/12/14 08:17 AM
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Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,451
North Alabama
YEKRUT
Turkey Nut
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Turkey Nut
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North Alabama
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She said she would really like to meet that guy who spells backwards who sent me all those turkey calls. Said its the most annoying sound she ever heard. She can't hold the calls against me, they sound good when I run them. I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize what the heck his name meant. Some people are a little slow.... Then there is AU trout bum
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: YEKRUT]
#896415
03/12/14 08:45 AM
03/12/14 08:45 AM
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Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,968
Opelika, AL
AU_trout_bum
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,968
Opelika, AL
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She said she would really like to meet that guy who spells backwards who sent me all those turkey calls. Said its the most annoying sound she ever heard. She can't hold the calls against me, they sound good when I run them. I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize what the heck his name meant. Some people are a little slow.... Then there is AU trout bum No wonder I can't outsmart the pea-sized brain birds!
Author, Fly Fishing for Redeye Bass: An Adventure Across Southern Waters
JacksonKayak Fishing Team
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"I do not hunt turkeys because I want to, I hunt them because I have to." - Tom Kelly
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: YEKRUT]
#896417
03/12/14 08:46 AM
03/12/14 08:46 AM
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Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 567
Huntsville
jonlee126
4 point
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4 point
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 567
Huntsville
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She said she would really like to meet that guy who spells backwards who sent me all those turkey calls. Said its the most annoying sound she ever heard. She can't hold the calls against me, they sound good when I run them. I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize what the heck his name meant. Some people are a little slow.... Then there is AU trout bum SMH.... Me too....
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: crockrj]
#896428
03/12/14 09:00 AM
03/12/14 09:00 AM
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Posts: 15,755
Montgomery
bamaeyedoc
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 15,755
Montgomery
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And the poor guys that don't know any better than to schedule a wedding during hunting season are the worst. Weddings should take place in either August or February. If you schedule it any other month, your life is already ruined and you just don't know it yet.
Got married February 8th. That's wasn't a randomly picked date. Trust me.  Dr. B
Last edited by bamaeyedoc; 03/12/14 09:00 AM.
AKA: “Dr. B”
Aldeer #121
8-3-2000
Proud alum of AUM, UAB, and UA
Member of Team 10 Point
2023-2024 ALdeer Deer Contest Winners
Glennis Jerome "Jerry" Harris
1938-2017
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BS/MS Forestry
LTJG, USNR
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: marshmud991]
#896448
03/12/14 09:32 AM
03/12/14 09:32 AM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 5,391
Cleburne County
NortonZ7
12 point
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12 point
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 5,391
Cleburne County
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My wife and I had the talk before we got married too. Every once in a while she will gripe a little and I always tell her she knew how I was before we got married. Overall all though she is awesome about it and I can't complain a bit. I used to do too much. I deer and turkey hunted almost everyday of the season, fished a few tournaments a week and usually practiced the other days, I played golf and men's softball as well. I've really cut back in the last couple years though. I still don't miss many days of deer and Gurkey season but have really slacked off on the rest.
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: BrentM]
#896478
03/12/14 10:08 AM
03/12/14 10:08 AM
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Posts: 6,719
Huntsville, Al
LUMPY
14 point
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Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 6,719
Huntsville, Al
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I sat my wife down in 1974 and explained to her that I would lose my mind every spring, and if she couldn't live with that, then don't marry me. She went thru with it, but I still have to occasionally remind her that she was warned before the wedding.
I can't believe what some of the younger guys post on here, like "I gotta ask my wife/gf if I can go." I seldom comment on such threads; just shake my head and move on.
And the poor guys that don't know any better than to schedule a wedding during hunting season are the worst. Weddings should take place in either August or February. If you schedule it any other month, your life is already ruined and you just don't know it yet. You, sir; are a great American and role model. indeed...
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: 3toe]
#896488
03/12/14 10:18 AM
03/12/14 10:18 AM
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sj22
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 7,933
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For the first time in a long while my wife looked at me ther other day and said, "I just don't understand it. You've lost your damn mind. The season hasn't even started", as I told her I was going scouting/listening for about the 5th time in a week. Mine also doesn't understand why I go to listen before season starts
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: bamaeyedoc]
#896588
03/12/14 11:56 AM
03/12/14 11:56 AM
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Posts: 26,458
Helena
3toe
Talking Turkey
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Talking Turkey
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Posts: 26,458
Helena
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And the poor guys that don't know any better than to schedule a wedding during hunting season are the worst. Weddings should take place in either August or February. If you schedule it any other month, your life is already ruined and you just don't know it yet.
Got married February 8th. That's wasn't a randomly picked date. Trust me. Dr. B MMmm, I don't know doc. A lot to be done in February. NWTF convention, scouting, patterning the guns, working new chokes/loads, getting cameras out, working on your TAV, on and on. I would see if she wouldn't mind you celebrating your anniversary in July.
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: poorcountrypreacher]
#896620
03/12/14 12:23 PM
03/12/14 12:23 PM
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Posts: 966
Jacksonville,AL
alight1983
6 point
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6 point
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Posts: 966
Jacksonville,AL
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I sat my wife down in 1974 and explained to her that I would lose my mind every spring, and if she couldn't live with that, then don't marry me. She went thru with it, but I still have to occasionally remind her that she was warned before the wedding.
I can't believe what some of the younger guys post on here, like "I gotta ask my wife/gf if I can go." I seldom comment on such threads; just shake my head and move on.
And the poor guys that don't know any better than to schedule a wedding during hunting season are the worst. Weddings should take place in either August or February. If you schedule it any other month, your life is already ruined and you just don't know it yet. Got married feb.25 my kids birthdays are feb.24 and mar.11 wifes bday is july 15th got lucky there yea i got an addiction problem too
The bird possesses a remarkable ability to turn arrogance into hopelessness.
Tom Kelly
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: marshmud991]
#896757
03/12/14 02:48 PM
03/12/14 02:48 PM
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Posts: 14,637
Clanton
Turkey_neck
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 14,637
Clanton
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I told my wife when we started dating from September through April she wouldn't see me much unless she went hunting. She does from time to time but she's too damn lazy most of the time.
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: marshmud991]
#896767
03/12/14 02:55 PM
03/12/14 02:55 PM
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Posts: 14,831
If you only knew.....
Tru-Talker
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 14,831
If you only knew.....
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I dated many a women that left me either mid November...or mid April.... When I dated one for over a five years that didn't leave..... I married her... If she wasn't leaving by then....she was a keeper... And rarely says a word about my hunting..... When she does.... Guess I'll be single again....
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves...
Confucius
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Re: My wife said....
[Re: marshmud991]
#896852
03/12/14 03:43 PM
03/12/14 03:43 PM
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Posts: 32,451
North Alabama
YEKRUT
Turkey Nut
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Turkey Nut
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North Alabama
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My wife knows that she can ask me to do whatever she wants any other month of the year and I will more than likely go along....but turkey season is out. We got married, had kids, went on dates, went to other weddings, bought a house, do everything around turkey season. We don't even go on dates during turkey season so I can get up early and won't be tired, Season is to short to be wasting it on getting married and stuff.... IMO getting married during turkey season is like getting herpes, it just keeps on giving.
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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