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Re: friend that lies
[Re: fedex]
#784827
12/17/13 04:21 PM
12/17/13 04:21 PM
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Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 44,211
North Alabama
Wiley Coyote
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 44,211
North Alabama
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A friend of a friend will start blinking his eyes faster than normal for a human and the lie is on. It reminds me of the episode on the Andy Griffith Show where Barney Fyffe is sending the SOS with the window blinds  And then the "topper".....there's a certain Lipscomb guy from the Anniston area that will tell the most impossibly believable lie in the entire universe just to top the last guy. It's embarrassing to witness.
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
NRA Life Member
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: fedex]
#784835
12/17/13 04:24 PM
12/17/13 04:24 PM
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Joined: May 2013
Posts: 781
Central Alabama
Watchemflop
4 point
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4 point
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 781
Central Alabama
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Got a buddy that would rather climb a tree to tell a lie than lie in bed and tell the truth. The one that stands out the most was a couple of bow seasons ago. Call and said I killed a good 9 point yesterday evening but I didn't find him until this morning and yotes had eaten every thing except for the horns. So I see him like 2 wks later and he has some horns in the back of the truck. I say let me see them. You can tell they are like a few years old. He says, that's the 9 I killed a few wks ago. What he had forgot is that I helped them drag that deer out of a hellva holler about 5 years ago. He's a good hunter but he just has to try and out do al of his friends.
Get close, call soft
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: leroycnbucks]
#784842
12/17/13 04:28 PM
12/17/13 04:28 PM
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Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 14,315
ArmPit of the south
DeerNutz0U812_
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 14,315
ArmPit of the south
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OMG... this is gonna be a good one here  Lets here them  ...  ... NutZ Not to derail but were did y'all get these new smiling face icons? I asked about these things last week. Did I miss something? Dang! ...What are you NutZ... 
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: hammerhead]
#784853
12/17/13 04:33 PM
12/17/13 04:33 PM
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Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 5,376
moody,al
spy
12 point
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12 point
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 5,376
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I had a buddy tell me one time that he worked 176 hours in one week. I told him that it was impossible, seeing as how there are only 168 hours in a week. I asked him if he meant that he worked 176 hours in one pay period (2 weeks), yet he swore up and down that he worked 176 hours in one week. I asked him if he worked 24 hours a day for 7 days in a row, and still managed to find an extra 8 hours to work. To top it all off, I asked him how much his paycheck was for the "176 hours" that he worked that week and he said before taxes it was right at $1200. where does he work? If i did it right he doesnt make min wage.
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: spy]
#784857
12/17/13 04:34 PM
12/17/13 04:34 PM
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Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 14,315
ArmPit of the south
DeerNutz0U812_
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 14,315
ArmPit of the south
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...Mannnnn...I got family that lies about huntin and fishin....  ...tickles me... and to here some of them ol' tall tails...Good Times ....NutZ...Enjoy them while you got em...  ...Lets here em!!!
Last edited by DeerNutzOU812_; 12/17/13 04:42 PM.
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: fedex]
#784876
12/17/13 04:41 PM
12/17/13 04:41 PM
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Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 1,636
Florida Panhandle
JTapia
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 1,636
Florida Panhandle
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Dang, is is name Dale "Doc" Campbell? He told me, and everybody at work, that he killed a Rattle snake so big that it about flopped his S-10 when he ran over it. Then he broke out his .40 cal and put 9 rounds in him, after which the snake charged him so he just reached into truck bed and grabbed a Double axe and chopped away. Said it took about 10 minutes to hack through that monster. Then he said it had 56 rattles and 2 buttons!! LOL
Hunt'em hard when they are hard to hunt but never, ever hardly hunt!
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: spy]
#784880
12/17/13 04:43 PM
12/17/13 04:43 PM
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Joined: May 2013
Posts: 2,714
Hartselle, Al
Deerslyer86
10 point
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10 point
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 2,714
Hartselle, Al
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about 13 an hr I had a buddy tell me one time that he worked 176 hours in one week. I told him that it was impossible, seeing as how there are only 168 hours in a week. I asked him if he meant that he worked 176 hours in one pay period (2 weeks), yet he swore up and down that he worked 176 hours in one week. I asked him if he worked 24 hours a day for 7 days in a row, and still managed to find an extra 8 hours to work. To top it all off, I asked him how much his paycheck was for the "176 hours" that he worked that week and he said before taxes it was right at $1200. where does he work? If i did it right he doesnt make min wage.
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: fedex]
#784955
12/17/13 05:20 PM
12/17/13 05:20 PM
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Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 127
mobile
nethinoutdoors27
3 point
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3 point
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 127
mobile
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had a guy i know tell mw once that him and his dad were squirrel hunting and saw a coon way uo in an oak tree they shot it 4 or 5 times between them and it finally comes tumbling out of the tree only to hit the ground get up and run off, said they shot it so many times they could hear the shotgun BB's rattling in it when it ran off never to be seen again!!!
don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things...
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: doekiller]
#784983
12/17/13 05:32 PM
12/17/13 05:32 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 16,977
Madison
BowtechDan
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 16,977
Madison
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I have friend that makes more money than anyone else I know, kills huge deer and turkey's, fishes all over the country, has a 1000 acres all to himself. But never has pictures of him with the deer or turkeys. And he is always to busy or has a family member with him hunting. On the opposite side, it makes you wonder how a low-paying state paid employee has rooms full of mounts from all over the world. A little back-scratchin maybe?
Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: nethinoutdoors27]
#784994
12/17/13 05:35 PM
12/17/13 05:35 PM
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Joined: May 2013
Posts: 2,714
Hartselle, Al
Deerslyer86
10 point
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10 point
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 2,714
Hartselle, Al
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that very well could be true had a guy i know tell mw once that him and his dad were squirrel hunting and saw a coon way uo in an oak tree they shot it 4 or 5 times between them and it finally comes tumbling out of the tree only to hit the ground get up and run off, said they shot it so many times they could hear the shotgun BB's rattling in it when it ran off never to be seen again!!!
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: JTapia]
#785016
12/17/13 05:47 PM
12/17/13 05:47 PM
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Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 13,401
Mobile Alabama
TChunter
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 13,401
Mobile Alabama
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Knew a guy that shot a huge 10 point and didnt realize there was a spike behind it. We only found the spike.
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: fedex]
#785072
12/17/13 06:19 PM
12/17/13 06:19 PM
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Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 7,763
Montgomery, AL
Hunting-231
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 7,763
Montgomery, AL
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I worked with a guy that regardless of the situation, always had a story. Most of stories were so outrageous that anyone with good sense could see right through them.
Here's an example of one of his stories that I was witness to - he tells one of our suppliers that he just bought a new Harley Davidson (of some variety - went into great detail about the color, style, accessories,...etc.) and that he and his wife were going to start riding on the weekends. A few weeks later the guy comes by the office and asks him how he likes the Harley, and he replies, "What Harley - I didn't buy a Harley."
He basically said, he liked to see the look on people's face.
Kinda crazy just to think about it.
"The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."
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Re: friend that lies
[Re: Deerslyer86]
#785074
12/17/13 06:20 PM
12/17/13 06:20 PM
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Posts: 127
mobile
nethinoutdoors27
3 point
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3 point
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 127
mobile
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i can believe the part about knocking it out of the tree but when he said they could hear the BB's rattling in it thats more than im willing to accept.
don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things...
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