...went kinda like this...
Me - Hey, you know my birthday is next week, right?
Wife - Yes, I have not forgotten. Have you thought about what you want for your birthday?
Me - Sorta, kinda. What are you and the girls thinking about getting me?
Wife - They both have asked what you would like. I told them probably another gun.
Me - You are such a great wife! So, you and the girls will get me a gun for my birthday?
Wife - I guess so if that's what you want. How many more guns do you need?
Me - That's a question that needs not to be answered.
Ordered my birthday present tonight.
Winchester SXP Hybrid Defender with Woodland Camo, 3" 12 gauge, to be used as a Home Defense piece.
Love that old school camo look.