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Jeff Foxworthy
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03/14/24 09:47 PM
03/14/24 09:47 PM
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Joined: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,232 Dale County, AL
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Dale County, AL
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Went to his show tonight in Ozark. Man, that was the best time I've had in a while! Just good clean fun.
To GOD be All the glory!!!
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Re: Jeff Foxworthy
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03/14/24 10:02 PM
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Posts: 20,095 Northport, AL
GomerPyle
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He was on the MeatEater podcast recently. It was a good listen
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Jeff Foxworthy
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03/14/24 10:15 PM
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jawbone
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He'd been hunting in Dallas County and come to speak to the students at Morgan Academy. Super funny. The best part though was when they were bringing him in, Glenda Nichols, a rough ole gal that didn't play, was the jailer matron assigned to the entry point for vehicles. She stopped the truck and told them they couldn't park in there. When Foxworthy asked why, Glenda said "Some supposed bigshot is coming. Probably thinks his shucks don't stink so he has to park by the door". She had no idea who he was except she expected the person she was waiting for wasn't supposed to look like a Redneck. Foxworthy then said something along the lines of "Hell, we'd better find another place to park then." Said he was super gracious about it and posed in some pics later with the very embarrassed Glenda. He's lucky that is all he got. She had as foul a mouth of any prisoner in the jail and she didn't mind using it to express her feelings. RIP, Glenda. I always expect for her to be part of the show every time I hear him now.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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Re: Jeff Foxworthy
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03/15/24 07:03 AM
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Old Mossy Horns
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Very funny and a comedy legend. Would be great to see one of his shows.
Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales
Molon Labe
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Re: Jeff Foxworthy
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03/15/24 07:18 AM
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I’d love to see him in person. I don’t understand other comedians feeling like they need to be filthy to be funny. The wife and I saw Bill Ingvall at the Stardust in Hoover many years ago before he really made it big. He was really funny too. He was still such a small name that he would do his show then go out and man his table personally, selling his cd’s and other stuff. Super gracious guy that was happy to talk to anyone that stopped.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Re: Jeff Foxworthy
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03/15/24 07:39 AM
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Big Buck Video
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Good clean fun and he is really into deer and land management.
�Because a well regulated Militia is necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.�
-Justice Scalia, June 26, 2008
NRA Life Member
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Re: Jeff Foxworthy
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03/15/24 11:04 AM
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jawbone
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Fayetteville TN Via Selma
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You would think he would run out of material but then again, no. He'll have material as long as there are stupid people in the world.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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