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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
[Re: Beer Belly]
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03/01/24 08:54 AM
03/01/24 08:54 AM
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It usually depends on who is locking the door as to who is last to the vehicle. I am usually last to get out, but I don't carry everything in my pockets to just be able to jump out and go. You have a travel bag that stays packed with everything that you need. Haha Mine has a purse just like that . She can never find her keys . No telling how many times a month I tell her put them in the same place inside , the answer is always, I DO ! I do have fun with it , when in public and I hand her her purse , I'll say something like " this thing is heavy , you have that 45 in here again , that's too much gun for you." I get some mighty funny looks.
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
[Re: Beer Belly]
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03/01/24 08:56 AM
03/01/24 08:56 AM
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Skinny
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The biggest difficulty in building a trouble-free automobile is making them women-proof. - (unknown engineer at Toyota).
Never Trust Government
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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
[Re: Skinny]
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03/01/24 10:03 AM
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The biggest difficulty in building a trouble-free automobile is making them women-proof. - (unknown engineer at Toyota).
That is pretty funny. Never heard that one. This, is where you need diversity in your design team. You don't need it when you are designing a pace maker.
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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
[Re: gwstang]
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03/01/24 10:05 AM
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...then I blow the horn when she walks in front of the truck... This NEVER gets old. I love it!
If there's any doubt, then there is no doubt... The gut don't never lie.
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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
[Re: Blackwater_Reb]
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03/01/24 10:35 AM
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...then I blow the horn when she walks in front of the truck... This NEVER gets old. I love it! it's like the first time, every time !
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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
[Re: Davyalabama]
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03/01/24 11:46 AM
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Semo
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Ain't it grand to have a great one to complain about? Lord, thank you so much for bringing me this treasure. Forgive me for my complaints, I see the splinter in her eye, but miss the log in mine. Thank you so much Lord, you knew exactly the one I needed, thank you for closing the doors on the others. Dang, your wife takes your phone away and posts on aldeer? Mine ain't that crazy.
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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
[Re: jmudler]
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03/01/24 11:53 AM
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I open the door for mine so she has the time for me to get around the car. Same... I learned this from my grandpaw's several of them. I open the door so my wife can get in the car and open the door for her to get out. The old ways was still the best ways.
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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
[Re: fireman176]
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03/01/24 12:56 PM
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There was an episode on "Everyone loves raymond" where raymond told deborah "if you are not ready in 5 minutes, i am leaving without you. She wasnt ready and he left her. BIG mistake! The AIS time. 🤣
I ain't fightin nobody that swings around in trees with a running chainsaw like Tarzan. - FurFlyin
Oh I just thought u were a dumba$$ 🤣 my apologies… - jb20
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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
[Re: Beer Belly]
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03/02/24 03:30 PM
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bamaeyedoc
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Only if I stay in the car. Like now. We’re in Greenville at this little gift shop called The Roost. I’m barely even in park and she bails out of the truck on a mission. When we get home, I’ll be out, unlock the door, and be inside before she gets her door open.
Last edited by bamaeyedoc; 03/02/24 03:34 PM.
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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
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03/02/24 08:04 PM
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Exactly. My wife might be home for 15 minutes before she gets out of her car. I have never understood that, and never will.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
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03/02/24 11:19 PM
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Semo
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Those wimmens that are slow to get out of the car also hit the snooze button on the clock. How did you know? My wife has to set her alarm to go off 3 times before she gets up. I wake up on the static before the alarm, so her's going off over and over drives me nuts.
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Re: Has your wife ever got out of the car before you?
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03/03/24 07:41 AM
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Those wimmens that are slow to get out of the car also hit the snooze button on the clock. How did you know? My wife has to set her alarm to go off 3 times before she gets up. I wake up on the static before the alarm, so her's going off over and over drives me nuts. I know, I don't get it . Mine will set alarm and then hit the snooze a couple of times . Me, I wake so early I rarely set and alarm , if I need an alarm , I'm up two seconds after it goes off. I ask why she does the snooze thing , she says those few minutes are the best sleep. I stopped trying years ago telling her you are already asleep , why wake up to go right back to sleep?! Just set it to sleep late as possible and hit the floor when it goes off the first time.
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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