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Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex #4080533
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I mentioned in the alcohol post about how I see alcohol as a benefit to my marriage and my sex life. Irish chimed in with some support on my thoughts. So yesterday about 4:30, my wife text me, "You want to date me tonight?" I said yes!!

She came home and we got ready, went to Mexican and drank some tequila, then stopped by the local craft beer place on the way home. Just really had a nice time, talked about the kids and talked about the grandkids. Visited with some friends at the craft beer place, really nice.

And when I got home it was on like a chicken bone. And that's what I love, keeps my marriage fun and exciting. We have been married 25 years and now that the kids are gone we have the money and time to go out couple times a week.

I guess my question is, what do you "non-alcoholic people" do in your marriage that keeps it exciting for you in the bedroom? Takes your regular wife and turns her into Jenna Jameson.

Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: bama_earl] #4080535
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"everything I know about [bama_earl's] sex life, I've learned against my will...."


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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: bama_earl] #4080537
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Originally Posted by bama_earl
I mentioned in the alcohol post about how I see alcohol as a benefit to my marriage and my sex life. Irish chimed in with some support on my thoughts. So yesterday about 4:30, my wife text me, "You want to date me tonight?" I said yes!!

She came home and we got ready, went to Mexican and drank some tequila, then stopped by the local craft beer place on the way home. Just really had a nice time, talked about the kids and talked about the grandkids. Visited with some friends at the craft beer place, really nice.

And when I got home it was on like a chicken bone. And that's what I love, keeps my marriage fun and exciting. We have been married 25 years and now that the kids are gone we have the money and time to go out couple times a week.

I guess my question is, what do you "non-alcoholic people" do in your marriage that keeps it exciting for you in the bedroom? Takes your regular wife and turns her into Jenna Jameson.




All the same things you just mentioned, but without alcohol.


Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.


Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: GomerPyle] #4080539
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Originally Posted by GomerPyle

"everything I know about [bama_earl's] sex life, I've learned against my will...."


haha!!

Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: IDOT] #4080540
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Originally Posted by IDOT
Originally Posted by bama_earl
I mentioned in the alcohol post about how I see alcohol as a benefit to my marriage and my sex life. Irish chimed in with some support on my thoughts. So yesterday about 4:30, my wife text me, "You want to date me tonight?" I said yes!!

She came home and we got ready, went to Mexican and drank some tequila, then stopped by the local craft beer place on the way home. Just really had a nice time, talked about the kids and talked about the grandkids. Visited with some friends at the craft beer place, really nice.

And when I got home it was on like a chicken bone. And that's what I love, keeps my marriage fun and exciting. We have been married 25 years and now that the kids are gone we have the money and time to go out couple times a week.

I guess my question is, what do you "non-alcoholic people" do in your marriage that keeps it exciting for you in the bedroom? Takes your regular wife and turns her into Jenna Jameson.




All the same things you just mentioned, but without alcohol.


I guess my issue is my wife will not do X, Y, Z without alcohol. If I was getting all the extras without it I do feel I would cut down on the "going out" part of my life.

Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: bama_earl] #4080542
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My girl friend just runs around naked . All it takes

She just has to run slow though .

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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: bama_earl] #4080545
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LOL, so what you're saying is your wife has to get drunk to work up the courage to do the nasty with you grin


Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.


Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: Frankie] #4080548
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Originally Posted by Frankie
My girl friend just runs around naked . All it takes

When they do it, they're being "sexy" or "flirty"...........but when I do it, I'm apparently being "weird"... rofl


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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: bama_earl] #4080551
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: GomerPyle] #4080553
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Originally Posted by GomerPyle

"everything I know about [bama_earl's] sex life, I've learned against my will...."



Amen

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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: GomerPyle] #4080555
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Originally Posted by GomerPyle

"everything I know about [bama_earl's] sex life, I've learned against my will...."


thats funny

Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: bama_earl] #4080558
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I can have a few beers, she can have a few beers, doesn't matter, outcome is gonna be the same. We have sex just about every day. Sometimes twice a day in the morning before I go to work and when I get home. I try not to tell her no because I never know when it will be the last time I ever get to do it.

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Originally Posted by IDOT
LOL, so what you're saying is your wife has to get drunk to work up the courage to do the nasty with you grin


That's a good one, maybe that's it. Lol! 25 years of marriage and she has to get wasted just to give it up. And I never caught on till now. :-)

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Originally Posted by Nightwatchman
I can have a few beers, she can have a few beers, doesn't matter, outcome is gonna be the same. We have sex just about every day. Sometimes twice a day in the morning before I go to work and when I get home. I try not to tell her no because I never know when it will be the last time I ever get to do it.


You a lucky man! I am at about 3 times a week myself. And I am good with that, I can do 3 times a week at this point in life. Not complaining.

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Originally Posted by bama_earl
Originally Posted by Nightwatchman
I can have a few beers, she can have a few beers, doesn't matter, outcome is gonna be the same. We have sex just about every day. Sometimes twice a day in the morning before I go to work and when I get home. I try not to tell her no because I never know when it will be the last time I ever get to do it.


You a lucky man! I am at about 3 times a week myself. And I am good with that, I can do 3 times a week at this point in life. Not complaining.


Well she's now had 3 kids in 4 years so it was fun until its time to pay the piper there. Think I read an article the other day that says it costs somewhere in the ball park on average of $300k to raise a middle class child for 18 years....yay

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Originally Posted by Nightwatchman
I can have a few beers, she can have a few beers, doesn't matter, outcome is gonna be the same. We have sex just about every day. Sometimes twice a day in the morning before I go to work and when I get home. I try not to tell her no because I never know when it will be the last time I ever get to do it.

didn't y'all just have kid #3 last year? You know they've figured out what causes that..... whistle

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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: bama_earl] #4080566
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If you ask chatGPT for a username on an aldeer, I bet it says bama_earl.

If you ask it for topics and responses to post on aldeer, I swear it would be the same as what the OP post.

Could this be an AI experiment on aldeer that we are all suffering through 🤔


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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex [Re: bama_earl] #4080570
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"Tequila makes her clothes fall off"!!!

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Originally Posted by Buckwheat
"Tequila makes her clothes fall off"!!!


Exactly, and I am going to keep the tequila unless someone can tell me how to turn up these middle aged house wife's without it! Like does a good Hallmark movie do it or yall take them to Waffle House for them smothered hash browns?

Give me these secret tips guys.. come on!!

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