Ever notice when a woman goes to tinkle and when she's finished she makes a giant poof of toilet paper about the size of a regulation basketball and delicately dabs her hoohaa with it, the flushes it all down the toilet.

This is why women are deathly afraid of any current world events that could affect the supply of toilet paper.

I’ve always wondered why a little dab wouldn’t do ya. Half the roll seems necessary?🤷🏼‍♂️

Just tell every woman you know that the Biden administration is going to raise taxes on toilet paper to save the climate.
Women everywhere will be rushing out to club baby seals and shoot polar bears.

Thats why toilets constantly need plunging

5 squares of QUALITY Fanny Ribbon is PLENTY for any JOB!!

Just got through with that not 5 minutes ago after a female took a piss in our half bathroom and used a half a roll.

If the runway is slick it doesn’t take that much.😂

I was told by an old man you only require 1 square of toilet paper. You tear out a small circle in the middle and hold on to it. You put your finger in the hole. Clean your butt with the finger. Pull the finger out while holding said square and clean your finger. Then you take the piece you tore out to clean your nail. Never tried it. But that’s what I’ve been told.

I don't know why, but hearing/reading "hoohaa" always makes me laugh. When my wife says it - it is particularly funny to me.

I got one that does the same thing.

I always said if I was born with a hooha I would just fart and blow dry it.

I have a friend who has never married and has never lived with a woman. He calls me when he has a plumbing problem.
Single men can not fix plumbing. Women turn men into plumbers.

My septic tank said..”word!”

What about the morning after messican and beer?

I started putting the plunger in the way cause I was having to use it almost every morning.

My wife complained and I told her to stop clogging it up with TP. Damn just damn

May need one that advertises it will flush golf balls. (Turbo Flush)
Handy tool here. Just hope the plumber used glue.

One of the benefits to being a paper mill brat is a good supply of free toilet paper.

When I built my house a couple years ago, I installed the American Standard toilets that can flush a bucket of golf balls without clogging.
No issues so far.

For those that are curious, I flushed a bucket of golf balls to see if would actually do it and it sucked them down like it was nothing.
I did this while my grinder pump tank was still brand new, so I could get them out.

The grinder pump brings up another issue with women.
A friend of mine installed the tank and pump and was giving me the speech about not flushing anything but pee, poop and toilet paper.
No wet wipes, feminine hygiene products, etc.
I told him to save that speech for the wimmens and told my folks that if they flushed something that damaged the grinder pump, they were gonna help him pull it out and change it.

I believe in toilet paper, but there are few things in life more frustrating than cleaning out a peanut butter jar with a Kleenex...so I guess that makes me a fan of bidets too.

From the Cottonelle site: Men use on average of 8.11 sheets and women use 6.31 sheets.
Ain’t no way that’s right. As you said “Basketball”