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Re: Aldeerisms
[Re: biglmbass]
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12/05/23 02:10 PM
12/05/23 02:10 PM
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Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 21,445
HSV AL
jmudler
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 21,445
HSV AL
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Man Hands - Garys girls
Hairlip peckerhead - You are friends with Perch
Last edited by jmudler; 12/05/23 02:11 PM.
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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Re: Aldeerisms
[Re: biglmbass]
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12/05/23 02:34 PM
12/05/23 02:34 PM
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Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 4,127
miss'ippi state
donia
10 point
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10 point
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Posts: 4,127
miss'ippi state
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Want = won't
There = their = they're
Rest notches = a tough, girthy colon evacuation
Clorox on stump = supreme deer attractant
along the same line as jmudler:
Hey Goober = Perch's affectionate "hello"
experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....
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Re: Aldeerisms - aka Aldeer lingo
[Re: biglmbass]
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12/05/23 04:08 PM
12/05/23 04:08 PM
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Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 23,158
All Over
Dustin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 23,158
All Over
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OCPH - Orange Clad Peckerheads
Don't let life get in the way of living
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Re: Aldeerisms - aka Aldeer lingo
[Re: biglmbass]
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12/05/23 04:10 PM
12/05/23 04:10 PM
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Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,386
Ourtown, AL
BCLC
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,386
Ourtown, AL
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Bastage is probably my most used aldeerism
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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Re: Aldeerisms - aka Aldeer lingo
[Re: biglmbass]
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12/05/23 04:34 PM
12/05/23 04:34 PM
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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 63,979
Luverne, AL
Skinny
GUVNER
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GUVNER
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 63,979
Luverne, AL
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If you can talk about moon-pies, how bad democrats suck, rifle parts, an angry armadillo, a stuck truck, and football, all in the same sentence and have somebody else fully understand it, you are speaking Aldeer.
Never Trust Government
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." Ruthie-May Webster
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Re: Aldeerisms - aka Aldeer lingo
[Re: Buckwheat]
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12/05/23 04:46 PM
12/05/23 04:46 PM
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 22,700
Lickskillet, AL
Irishguy
a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 22,700
Lickskillet, AL
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He's a "Topwater"-----means person wears only top-notch hunting clothing (Filson is his hero),shoots a Creedmore,has to have his pants ironed perfectly before he can show up at a Dove Shoot,drinks Heineken Beer,gets in a Tizzy if he gets mud on his New Avalanche,etc. That's a good one.
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Re: Aldeerisms - aka Aldeer lingo
[Re: biglmbass]
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12/05/23 04:50 PM
12/05/23 04:50 PM
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Posts: 22,700
Lickskillet, AL
Irishguy
a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 22,700
Lickskillet, AL
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For sell = For sale Not Aldeer, but I used to work with a bunch of construction guys and they used to call this guy "Weinie Water." I finally asked them and they said, "You know when you boil weinies and the water that's left over is damn near useless? Well that's him." 
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Re: Aldeerisms - aka Aldeer lingo
[Re: biglmbass]
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12/05/23 04:51 PM
12/05/23 04:51 PM
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Posts: 9,166
B'ham
Goatkiller
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 9,166
B'ham
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Pretty easy one:
Sale = Sell
In Aldeer speak you sale something.
No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
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Re: Aldeerisms - aka Aldeer lingo
[Re: biglmbass]
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12/05/23 05:40 PM
12/05/23 05:40 PM
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Posts: 7,939
north Alabama
biglmbass
OP
14 point
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OP
14 point
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 7,939
north Alabama
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gone -- going to or gonna (example: Georgia is gone drag FSU)
bastid -- same as bastage
SOG -- son of a gun
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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Re: Aldeerisms
[Re: biglmbass]
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12/05/23 05:42 PM
12/05/23 05:42 PM
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Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 24,835
Buc-ee’s Beach Express
leroycnbucks
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 24,835
Buc-ee’s Beach Express
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Costed. I bought a brand new rifle and it costed right at 500.00
My wife made me go to Costedco and then to walmarks.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
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Re: Aldeerisms
[Re: biglmbass]
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12/05/23 05:56 PM
12/05/23 05:56 PM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 2,007
Millbrook, AL
leroyb
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 2,007
Millbrook, AL
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Bring Da Pain = Choot em in da head
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Aldeerisms
[Re: biglmbass]
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12/05/23 06:35 PM
12/05/23 06:35 PM
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Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,386
Ourtown, AL
BCLC
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,386
Ourtown, AL
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CATHEAD.....reference to a BIG home-made Biscuit.
PONE.....reference to an iron Skillet CornBread Batch.
DUBS.....reference to the Dove Birds we shoot in September.
SAWNZABITCH.....reference to a tough situation----"Getting that Deer drug up out of that Swamp was a SAWNZABITCH"
FAR......reference to building up a "FIRE" in the Fireplace. This terminology dates back to a "Holler" somewhere in Walker County.
HOLLER......reference to a ravine,Valley that is usually all Hardwood and sometimes has a "Branch" running through it.
BRANCH MINNERS......reference to Minnows caught in a small creek which quite often are "Hawny-Head" Minners"....aka "Creek Chubs" Nary an aldeerism in that list BW. It’s not southern lingo, it’s words that have been made ALDeer famous thru either legendary misspelling or mis- application.
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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