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Aldeerisms - aka Aldeer lingo #4032644
12/05/23 12:33 PM
12/05/23 12:33 PM
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north Alabama
biglmbass Offline OP
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A newly coined aldeerism was recently mentioned in the sports forum. Seeing it there I figured we needed a post to capture all aldeerisms in one place. Like the English language & a Merriam-Webster dictionary, aldeerisms are always changing & new words & phrases are always being added.

For those unaware, an aldeerism is a word or phrase used to describe a person/place/thing/event, that is used on the forum by an Aldeer member in place of proper grammar, spelling & the otherwise normal & common definition of a word or phrase.

We've had some real doozies over the years.

Examples that I can recall. (Please add to the list & give the definition if you like. Some of them need to remain mysterious)

Cald
Arras -- arrows
Like a starvin' Ethiopian (is that guy still around?) grin
Hell Mary -- means hail mary
Wather -- means weather
black painter - black panther, a species never seen in Alabama
Puts sugar in their cornbread -- it's basically a sin & something that nobody should do


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...

Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032648
12/05/23 12:38 PM
12/05/23 12:38 PM
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lat 34.09 long -86.13
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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lat 34.09 long -86.13

Idot; an idiot

Sorry BB, not directed at you.

Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032652
12/05/23 12:44 PM
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Alabama
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Booner
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Alabama
Zerify

Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032654
12/05/23 12:45 PM
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Aldeer famos


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Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032656
12/05/23 12:48 PM
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shelby county
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shelby county
S.S.S. = Shoot Shovel Shut up


"Hell with them fellows, buzzard got to eat same as a worm"
Josey Wales

Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032665
12/05/23 12:56 PM
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Chambers Cnty./Ft. Morgan Ala.
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He's a "Topwater"-----means person wears only top-notch hunting clothing (Filson is his hero),shoots a Creedmore,has to have his pants ironed perfectly before he can show up at a Dove Shoot,drinks Heineken Beer,gets in a Tizzy if he gets mud on his New Avalanche,etc.

Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032668
12/05/23 01:00 PM
12/05/23 01:00 PM
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north Alabama
biglmbass Offline OP
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bank walker


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...

Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032669
12/05/23 01:02 PM
12/05/23 01:02 PM
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Posts: 878
Winston Co Al
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Winston Co Al
B’ham Fred em - y’all know

Big pen - paid hunt in high fence with a substantial area/land

Little pen - paid hunt in small confined area like shooting fish in a barrel


If your gonna be stupid you gotta be tuff
Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032671
12/05/23 01:04 PM
12/05/23 01:04 PM
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north Alabama
biglmbass Offline OP
14 point
biglmbass  Offline OP
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Posts: 7,938
north Alabama
book it -- it's a certainty
bet the farm -- phrase used by a member here that should not be betting his farm or anthing of value on the outcome on an event/football game


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...

Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032672
12/05/23 01:04 PM
12/05/23 01:04 PM
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Fayetteville TN Via Selma
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Fayetteville TN Via Selma
It took almost 10 comments and no one has mentioned the most famous. Kick his ass Sea Bass.


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Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032673
12/05/23 01:05 PM
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Winston Co Al
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Winston Co Al
Gomered- stuck on flat ground with a clean truck in good conditions
Shoot ‘em up tex’d - lodged to the max in an under equipped vehicle ( must lose front bumper and windows rolled down to qualify )


If your gonna be stupid you gotta be tuff
Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032674
12/05/23 01:05 PM
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north Alabama
biglmbass Offline OP
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mountainous region of Pelham -- rolling hills really


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...

Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032676
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Winston Co Al
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Tupi Offline
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Winston Co Al
Hummmmmm - pay your taxes to the gov


If your gonna be stupid you gotta be tuff
Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032680
12/05/23 01:09 PM
12/05/23 01:09 PM
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Buc-ee’s Beach Express
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Freak of Nature
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Buc-ee’s Beach Express
My Jacks best. Sunday go to meeting threads.


Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032696
12/05/23 01:34 PM
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Boxes Cove
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Boxes Cove
Skwerls



"Why do you ask"?

Always vote the slowest path to socialism.







Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032702
12/05/23 01:44 PM
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coffee county
goodman_hunter Online content
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Booner
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coffee county
tits on a boat hog


For without victory, there is no survival
Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032719
12/05/23 01:58 PM
12/05/23 01:58 PM
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behind my Dillon
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Skinny’s Ex
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Posts: 12,712
behind my Dillon
Whatinthecornbreadhell. Dating Timbers mom.


Skinny is my EX.Alcohol was involved.
Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032721
12/05/23 02:00 PM
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Posts: 22,169
blount county alabama
jwalker77 Offline
Pumpkin
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Pumpkin
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Posts: 22,169
blount county alabama
I been a "pumpkin" quite a while now

Last edited by jwalker77; 12/05/23 02:01 PM.
Re: Aldeerisms [Re: biglmbass] #4032726
12/05/23 02:04 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Math heads = meth heads

Re: Aldeerisms - aka Aldeer lingo [Re: biglmbass] #4032731
12/05/23 02:09 PM
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Georgia and Missouri
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Gomered, anything related to Timber's mom, and whatinthecornbredhell
lol

bank walker is also one I may adopt.

But, tits on a boat hog makes me rofl

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