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Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit #4026850
11/28/23 09:03 AM
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Pot of white beans with a ham shank in the crockpot for dinner tonight. I don’t know if I’m more excited to eat them or for the entertainment provided by their effects on the digestive tract. If I’m lucky the wife will have to sleep with the air freshener spray on her nightstand 🤠

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026855
11/28/23 09:08 AM
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Best way to break a New wife in is to snatch the covers over her head and LETR-RIP!! Like fighting a Bobcat in a Burlap Sack!!

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026872
11/28/23 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by NWALJM
Pot of white beans with a ham shank in the crockpot for dinner tonight. I don’t know if I’m more excited to eat them or for the entertainment provided by their effects on the digestive tract. If I’m lucky the wife will have to sleep with the air freshener spray on her nightstand 🤠
I like to sneak a stinky one out on her every once in a while, and then just sit silently and wait and watch for her reaction when it slides up under her nose.... rofl WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME.... slap


Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...


Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026934
11/28/23 11:17 AM
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Brings up some great memories of my father. Crazy how a food can take you back to so many good memories.. I can remember back when I was very young on some good times when eating beans with him. Was his favorite food and I’ve never tasted any like the ones he cooked.

“Beans, beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart, the better you feel, so eat beans every meal”

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Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026954
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Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: daylate] #4026958
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Originally Posted by daylate


I literally about folded in two laughing at that, thanks for sharing

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026964
11/28/23 12:08 PM
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Man I ain't heard that quote in 30yrs probably. I can smell you from here bro 👀

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026966
11/28/23 12:09 PM
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And I thought that was Redstone Arsenal blasting, it was yo ass

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026985
11/28/23 12:58 PM
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If You REALLY want to impress your Woman----Cut all the lights off....rare back and light that Bomb!! Pretiest Blue Flame you'll ever see.

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: Buckwheat] #4026991
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Originally Posted by Buckwheat
If You REALLY want to impress your Woman----Cut all the lights off....rare back and light that Bomb!! Pretiest Blue Flame you'll ever see.


Don’t do it standing up, ‘less ye want a brush fire!


experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....
Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4027142
11/28/23 06:14 PM
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Now this is how you share a fart with your loved one. I got to remember this trick. https://youtube.com/shorts/FpRAqQKcMlk?si=hrBrDWiKOeswifsQ

or https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FpRAqQKcMlk


Never Trust Government

"You can be broke but you cant be poor." Ruthie-May Webster
Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: Skinny] #4027174
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Originally Posted by Skinny
Now this is how you share a fart with your loved one. I got to remember this trick. https://youtube.com/shorts/FpRAqQKcMlk?si=hrBrDWiKOeswifsQ

or https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FpRAqQKcMlk


The resonation of Farting down that PVC Pipe got me TICKLED!!!

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4027179
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Another trick is to play like you're spooning and ease yo Azz over onto her bare thigh and let-er rip!!

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4027225
11/28/23 07:45 PM
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