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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881238
03/20/23 02:32 PM
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Was the juice worth the squeeze GOMER?

Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: Ridge Life] #3881243
03/20/23 02:36 PM
03/20/23 02:36 PM
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Northport, AL
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Originally Posted by Ridge Life
Was the juice worth the squeeze GOMER?

It was truly unintentional. They sit in this spot all the time and I know to watch for them, plus I rarely drive that fast over the speed limit anyway. I this particular instance, GomerJr had broken the nose piece off his sunglasses, so I was trying to slip the nose piece back on. I wasn't weaving or anything, but admittedly I wasn't paying attention to my speed or watching to see if he was sitting where they always sit.

It was a good teaching moment for my kids about distracted driving


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881248
03/20/23 02:39 PM
03/20/23 02:39 PM
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Lower Alabama
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$330


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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881250
03/20/23 02:40 PM
03/20/23 02:40 PM
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Ourtown, AL
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$182 for the speeding acc’d to the 3yr old outdated Northport PD fines & fees link. Also…the IDOT’s don’t know how to spell OFFENSE

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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881253
03/20/23 02:43 PM
03/20/23 02:43 PM
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Awbarn, AL
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Awbarn, AL
$1


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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881255
03/20/23 02:45 PM
03/20/23 02:45 PM
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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881256
03/20/23 02:46 PM
03/20/23 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Originally Posted by wew3006
You can go here to pay online:

https://resolve.alacourt.gov

"Ticket Not Found"

City of northport has their own site, but I'll probably pay it in person. I gotta go up there anyway to show proof of insurance at the time of the stop, since MrsGomer had my current insurance card in her purse b/c she forgot to give it to me a couple weeks ago, causing me to get a 2nd citation...


Tell her while she's digging around in her purse looking for your insurance card, that if she runs across your "balls", you'd like to get them back too. Sorry G. Couldn't resist. rofl

Last edited by abolt300; 03/20/23 02:48 PM.
Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881257
03/20/23 02:47 PM
03/20/23 02:47 PM
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In a Van, down by the River
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In a Van, down by the River
Dollar two fiddy.

Last edited by quailman; 03/20/23 02:49 PM.

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My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: abolt300] #3881258
03/20/23 02:48 PM
03/20/23 02:48 PM
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Northport, AL
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Originally Posted by abolt300
Tell her while she's digging around in her purse looking for you insurance card, that if she runs across your "balls", you'd like to get them back too. Sorry G. Couldn't resist. rofl

As far as I'm concerned they can stay right there for safe keeping, honestly


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881261
03/20/23 02:52 PM
03/20/23 02:52 PM
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Tuscaloosa
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500.00

Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881266
03/20/23 03:01 PM
03/20/23 03:01 PM
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Luverne, AL
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Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Originally Posted by wew3006
You can go here to pay online:

https://resolve.alacourt.gov

"Ticket Not Found"

City of northport has their own site, but I'll probably pay it in person. I gotta go up there anyway to show proof of insurance at the time of the stop, since MrsGomer had my current insurance card in her purse b/c she forgot to give it to me a couple weeks ago, causing me to get a 2nd citation...


Always take a picture of your card with your phone, not only does it help in your situation its also handy if you need a copy.


Never Trust Government

"You can be broke but you cant be poor." Ruthie-May Webster
Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881270
03/20/23 03:08 PM
03/20/23 03:08 PM
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City Cop or Trooper? City cop I'd say $185. Trooper I'd say $250.

Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881278
03/20/23 03:17 PM
03/20/23 03:17 PM
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Alabama
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$228.00

Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: Remington270] #3881279
03/20/23 03:17 PM
03/20/23 03:17 PM
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south of hills, north of plain...
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Originally Posted by Remington270
$287



I’ll bid…………………………………………………(turns and stares at crowd)……………………..I’ll bid …… …..(repeat) ……… (eyes fat Aunt yelling on top row) ………..

.I’ll bid $286. (Smiles confidently..crowd applauds and nervously awaits answer).

Last edited by RareBreed; 03/20/23 03:45 PM.

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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: RareBreed] #3881299
03/20/23 03:54 PM
03/20/23 03:54 PM
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Semmes, AL
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Originally Posted by RareBreed
Originally Posted by Remington270
$287



I’ll bid…………………………………………………(turns and stares at crowd)……………………..I’ll bid …… …..(repeat) ……… (eyes fat Aunt yelling on top row) ………..

.I’ll bid $286. (Smiles confidently..crowd applauds and nervously awaits answer).


$288 laugh


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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: JA] #3881303
03/20/23 04:00 PM
03/20/23 04:00 PM
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Northport, AL
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Originally Posted by JA
City Cop or Trooper? City cop I'd say $185. Trooper I'd say $250.

City


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1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881310
03/20/23 04:07 PM
03/20/23 04:07 PM
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34°25'49.80"N 86°55'46.99"...
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No clue on the amount...I'd just like to throw a good light on a Hsv pd guy that got me as i was getting on the Parkway one saturday or sunday morning taking my son to a baseball game down at John Hunt Park. I wasn't really late, just later than i like to be. Limit is 50 on the parkway and i was pushing 80. Knew he got me and was already pulling into the lane to get off the road. He was pretty fired up until i said i was late to his game from waiting on he and his mother to get in the truck. He stuck his head in and looked at addison in the back seat, said to him "don't follow your dad's example"...told me to slow down and get to the game alive. It was much appreciated.


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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881313
03/20/23 04:11 PM
03/20/23 04:11 PM
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Boxes Cove
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No matter the amount , it's too much.



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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881315
03/20/23 04:22 PM
03/20/23 04:22 PM
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North al
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North al
345 been there done that

Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price [Re: GomerPyle] #3881322
03/20/23 04:39 PM
03/20/23 04:39 PM
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Marion, Fayette, Lamar, piddli...
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Well I’m friends with the former Judge, Wayne Williams. His claim to fame was representing Girls Gone Wild when they were sued by some folks in Alabama.

It looks like Rachel Blume may be the current prosecutor, I’ve been in court with her nearly every month this year.

Unfortunately my fee would be more than the ticket. The folks that I represent for speeding tickets really don’t need the points on their license, don’t need it going against their insurance or they have CDL’s.

Lonster

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