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Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564484
12/27/21 05:58 PM
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Northport, AL
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“I looked up and just saw a rack moving through the woods!” (As if it were massive)

The rack:

[Linked Image]


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564486
12/27/21 05:59 PM
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10 point
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Here

He was turning as I shot


I ain't fightin nobody that swings around in trees with a running chainsaw like Tarzan. - FurFlyin

Oh I just thought u were a dumba$$ 🤣 my apologies… - jb20
Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564487
12/27/21 06:00 PM
12/27/21 06:00 PM
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Northport, AL
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Northport, AL

No man’s land!


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: Okatuppa] #3564489
12/27/21 06:01 PM
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Huntsville, Al
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Originally Posted by Okatuppa

That buck has to weigh at least 200 pounds!



Hunted in a club in Perry co 30 years ago. Guy comes in at dark. Man I have a monster down and I need help. 4 pt and maybe 90 lbs.


"We have an opponent in this state that we work every day, 365 days a year, to dominate."
Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564490
12/27/21 06:03 PM
12/27/21 06:03 PM
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Tenn
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Tenn
Goat

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564493
12/27/21 06:11 PM
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Pisgah,Al,Jackson
coachg34 Offline OP
10 point
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Pisgah,Al,Jackson
Forgot one ; he would have been a good un next year

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564495
12/27/21 06:11 PM
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central alabama
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central alabama
I was shooting at a monster and this little deer must have been standing right behind it…

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564496
12/27/21 06:12 PM
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Don’t forget about the 110lb 2.5yr old fork horn that is a “cull buck”


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564497
12/27/21 06:13 PM
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Huntsville, Al
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Huntsville, Al
I saw a good one. He ran off as I woke up.


"We have an opponent in this state that we work every day, 365 days a year, to dominate."
Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564503
12/27/21 06:27 PM
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Fosters, Alabama, USA
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"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call

ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings
Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564505
12/27/21 06:28 PM
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Auburn, Ala.
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Auburn, Ala.
"Swamp Donkey"......"Nanny"....."Rockin' Chair Head" for Deer. "Swamp Buck"....."Cane Cutter" for the Bottom Land Rabbits..... "Hill Skipper"....."Hill Billy" for the Smaller Upland Rabbits!!

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564507
12/27/21 06:32 PM
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USA
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"I saw a huge one, but you won't believe it.... I shot the wrong one!"

That one beats all for me.

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564508
12/27/21 06:33 PM
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Michigan
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Michigan
Things not to say that will give you away as a rookie........................Macdaddy, freaknasty, "at least a 150", "I smoked him". "BBD baby!"

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564514
12/27/21 06:44 PM
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Dekalb
The deer are on their feet in the timber tonight....makes me furious!

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564516
12/27/21 06:46 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
"Wind direction don't make no difference to me."

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564517
12/27/21 06:47 PM
12/27/21 06:47 PM
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Alabama
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4 point
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Posts: 480
Alabama
Swamp Donkey- so stupid

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564521
12/27/21 06:56 PM
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Central alabama
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Central alabama
Tomorrow’s 12/28/21 LFTWs thread is going to be full of toads and swamp donkeys.

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564522
12/27/21 06:56 PM
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N. Bama
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N. Bama
Call the dog


Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!!
My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty
I'm the paterfamilias
Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: 3toe] #3564523
12/27/21 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by 3toe
You can thank Waddell for all the stupid deer terms.
Joker gets on my nerves....Phfft...bone collector.... rolleyes we were bone collectors long before he ever thought of it...He's a dirtbag....02


Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...


Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564529
12/27/21 07:01 PM
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Guntersville
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Guntersville

“I hit him a tad back” or “a little back.”
No one wants to say “I gut shot him.”


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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