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Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461168
08/11/21 09:22 PM
08/11/21 09:22 PM
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At football practice it was - one of you is scared and the other guy is glad of it

When you were wishing something it was - you can chit in one hand wish in the other and see which one fills up first

When in trouble at home - I will put something on you that a dirty dish rag want wash off

When it was cold - it’s colder than a witches Tit in a brass bra

And from my dad and I still try to leave by this - you are no better than your word - your good name is all you got - don’t ever ruin it


Hunt the wind - leave it better than you found it - love your neighbor as you love your self
We need prayer for our country now more than ever
Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461173
08/11/21 09:27 PM
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Escambia County AL
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Escambia County AL
What in Sam Hill?

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461186
08/11/21 09:40 PM
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Clanton
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Most of them I can’t say on here.

Last edited by Turkey_neck; 08/11/21 09:41 PM.

Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461197
08/11/21 09:49 PM
08/11/21 09:49 PM
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Kennedy, al
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Kennedy, al
Going to Hell in a hand basket
That’s just assbackwards or bassackwards
That dog won’t hunt
He’s just a big ol titty baby
He’s lost as Hell, he’s just going in circles.
I could go on and on


Everything woke turns to shucks
Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461211
08/11/21 10:18 PM
08/11/21 10:18 PM
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Huntsville
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I think I have heard and continue to hear almost all of these rofl

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461216
08/11/21 10:34 PM
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SE Bama
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SE Bama
Tighter than Dick’s hat band…

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461219
08/11/21 10:49 PM
08/11/21 10:49 PM
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West Tennessee
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West Tennessee
Be careful or you’ll catch something Ajax won’t get off

That kid is wet behind the ears

That boy still got milk on his lips.

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461230
08/11/21 11:17 PM
08/11/21 11:17 PM
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Birmingham, Al
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Birmingham, Al
Give me a dollars fiddy's wurf on pump one

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461245
08/12/21 12:55 AM
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Lee County
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Lee County
Iny Meany mining Mo catch a Ni**er by his toe. If he hollers let him go Iny Meany my knee mow.
Ni**er toes
High yellow
Muladdows
Mongoloids, Caucasoid, Negroid

Last edited by RCHRR; 08/12/21 12:58 AM.
Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461252
08/12/21 03:29 AM
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Alabama
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Alabama
That boy's a water head
Going to the quarters to change my luck
Don't kick a winning horse in the ass
Can't put an old head on young shoulders
He's got better moves than an epileptic

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461256
08/12/21 05:02 AM
08/12/21 05:02 AM
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Posts: 1,518
Tuscaloosa, AL
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Tuscaloosa, AL
My dad's brother used to say

"I'm luckier than a dog with a bacon-flavored pecker"

When something would go well for him lol

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461258
08/12/21 05:27 AM
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Something I wish I wouldn't hear again.... We're calling about your cars extended warranty....


I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Some men are born brothers, Others earn it... JD
Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: 3bailey3] #3461288
08/12/21 07:22 AM
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Baldwin County
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Baldwin County
Originally Posted by 3bailey3
katty bar the door

We use this still fairly often in the pipe welding world, kinda a go to lol

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461294
08/12/21 07:28 AM
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kyles
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kyles
Darker than midnight under a skillet

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461295
08/12/21 07:31 AM
08/12/21 07:31 AM
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Opelika Al
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Opelika Al
That’s mighty white of you

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Madmax0818] #3461297
08/12/21 07:37 AM
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ArmPit of the south
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Originally Posted by Madmax0818
That’s mighty white of you
Winner....


Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...


Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: jono23] #3461304
08/12/21 07:53 AM
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Longwood, FL
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Originally Posted by jono23
I think I have heard and continue to hear almost all of these rofl

Same here

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461317
08/12/21 08:09 AM
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North Al.
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North Al.
The "other" name for Blackeyed Susans, the one my grandmother called them.

Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461329
08/12/21 08:32 AM
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Awbarn, AL
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Awbarn, AL
Slicker than owl chit


We dont rent pigs
Re: Says you might never hear again [Re: Bustinbeards] #3461341
08/12/21 08:51 AM
08/12/21 08:51 AM
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North of Lake Martin area
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North of Lake Martin area
Because of the glogal warning thingy, you'll never hear this one again. I wish it would snow so deep outside you had to chit in a shotgun and shoot it out the chimbley

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