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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451285
07/28/21 05:04 PM
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blount county alabama
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Try the "nakedman". Forget the lines.

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451286
07/28/21 05:06 PM
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blount county alabama
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Pumpkin
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blount county alabama
AC, i can guarantee you if your wife hears you saying that to the plump gal at the chick fil let, you will get slapped and you wont be getting any for a while.

Last edited by jwalker77; 07/28/21 05:06 PM.
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451305
07/28/21 05:30 PM
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central alabama
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JA Online content
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Whatever she says, she’ll end it with “my pleasure”.

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451308
07/28/21 05:36 PM
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I always go.. Hey, wanna go get some pizza and scew..?? Can't figure out why so may women don't like pizza laugh


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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: hardluck] #3451321
07/28/21 05:47 PM
07/28/21 05:47 PM
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Southeast AL
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Southeast AL
Originally Posted by hardluck
Tell em you want to treat them like your little toe and bang them on all the furniture!!!!


😂

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451322
07/28/21 05:48 PM
07/28/21 05:48 PM
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Henry county
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Henry county
After dinner we'll go on a nice long walk on the beach, and I'll whoop anybody that tries to push you back into the water.


"And the days that I keep my gratitude
Higher than my expectations
Well, I have really good days" Ray Wylie Hubbard
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451354
07/28/21 06:27 PM
07/28/21 06:27 PM
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Michigan
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Michigan
My best one was "man all these guys in here are giving me the stinkeye". She says why? Cause they see that the hottest babe in here is with me! Works every time about 50% of the time.

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451366
07/28/21 06:33 PM
07/28/21 06:33 PM
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Birmingham, AL, Jefferson
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Try this one: “For a fat girl you don’t sweat much!”

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451369
07/28/21 06:34 PM
07/28/21 06:34 PM
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Tuscaloosa, AL
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Tuscaloosa, AL
"Dang girl are you some leftover pizza in the fridge? Because at fist I thought you were gross but now that I'm kinda drunk I really want you"

Works best right at last call btw

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451381
07/28/21 06:40 PM
07/28/21 06:40 PM
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Macon Co
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Dances With Weeds
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Macon Co
Tell her that you like her hair......Hair is a big deal to wimmens.


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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451386
07/28/21 06:45 PM
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Georgia and Missouri
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My old college roommate had some great ones, though the most memorable were the ones that didn't work.

We were at a dance club and he went up to a girl and asked if she wanted to dance. She said no. He then yelled, I don't think you heard me! I said, You look fat in those pants!" Everybody died laughing.

Another night after a girl gave him the cold shoulder I heard him tell her, " I don't understand why with such beautiful blonde hair that you dye your roots so dark." Needless to say that didn't go over well. But, there is a lot you can say at 6'3" and 270 lbs when your in good shape.

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451659
07/28/21 11:39 PM
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Pelham Al
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Old boy from New Mexice said " If you want to get laid, go ugly early.

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451660
07/28/21 11:40 PM
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N. Bama
257wbymag Online content
Boo Boo Head
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Boo Boo Head
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N. Bama
Ask her how does she fit in those jeans. And ask her so how do I?


Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!!
My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty
I'm the paterfamilias
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: coldtrail] #3451697
07/29/21 06:31 AM
07/29/21 06:31 AM
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Marshall County
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Marshall County
Originally Posted by coldtrail
After dinner we'll go on a nice long walk on the beach, and I'll whoop anybody that tries to push you back into the water.



rofl


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451735
07/29/21 07:20 AM
07/29/21 07:20 AM
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Coosa County, AL
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Feral Gobbler Physician
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Coosa County, AL
Back when I was in college my go to was "Hey nice shoes, wanna f***". The answer is yes or no so its a 50/50 chance lol. Worked more than you'd expect.

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451736
07/29/21 07:23 AM
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just south of the Tennesse riv...
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just south of the Tennesse riv...
You know, most situations here suggest the the term "pickup" ought be limited to what's parked outside.


Hey roadkill, you Again, Dave is the name...I'm as real as it gets. Here's my number 256-615-3713. Feel free to ease your mind and give me a call. Have a good one.
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451752
07/29/21 07:46 AM
07/29/21 07:46 AM
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Shelby County, AL
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Shelby County, AL
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
because I can see myself in your pants.

Me: My watch is psychic and it says you are not wearing any panties.
Her Well, your watch is incorrect.
Me Oh, forgot to tell you, the watch is 1 hour fast.


"It's not how hard you can hit, it's how hard you can get hit and keep going" Rocky Balboa
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451757
07/29/21 07:57 AM
07/29/21 07:57 AM
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ArmPit of the south
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ArmPit of the south
"Hey Girl Wanna see a pic of a whales dick"......... shocked I have proof that that gets them excited..... rofl


Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...


Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: Tracker] #3451893
07/29/21 11:25 AM
07/29/21 11:25 AM
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Guntersville
AC870 Online content OP
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Guntersville
Originally Posted by Tracker
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
because I can see myself in your pants.

Me: My watch is psychic and it says you are not wearing any panties.
Her Well, your watch is incorrect.
Me Oh, forgot to tell you, the watch is 1 hour fast.


What do you say if she says the watch is right?


“I specifically didn’t ask.”
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