I don't know why anyone would choose Fl. Heat, humidity, bugs, yankees and urban sprawl that's eating up the rural parts like you'd eat an elephant. One bite at a time. Before long there any rural parts left.

FL pretty much has 3 redeeming qualities.... some of the best fishing in the world, Osceola turkeys, & smoking hot wimmenfolk on the beach.

THIS^^^^.... exactly how I feel.

West Texas. Abilene to San Angelo way

I've lived in many Western and Southern states. I am staying where I am.

Now ask where in the world we may retreat to

I was neither born here nor held here through any retardenes

Man I was in Cape Giradeau for a year contract and I loved it. It was so easy to pick women up because of my accent.

We do have good fishing, though I don't care too much about it. The hunting is way better in Al. I think we have way more public land than yall, but its rough hunting.

The Osceola turkey is just a turkey by a different name. I've never killed anything but them, but I don't really see the draw they have.

Alabama has some dang pretty women too, they're not usually in bikinis, but there're beaches full of women here in bikinis that really shouldn't be. Now, as far as women and fishing go, South Fl is where its at, but there's no way in hell I'd live in south FL. So much congestion and rude people it will make your head hurt.