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Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025125
01/27/20 07:46 PM
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Spanish Fort
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Spanish Fort
Busy as a one arm paper hanger.
Wild as a gut shot indian.


Micah 6:8
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025158
01/27/20 08:14 PM
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Gurley, Alabama
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Gurley, Alabama
When a buck toof woman leaves the room. Her teef still hangin out.

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025206
01/27/20 08:53 PM
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Elba
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Elba
Drunker than a cricket in a hubcap.


American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025420
01/28/20 12:20 AM
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New Hope, AL
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New Hope, AL
When someone farts- you tell them somebody is talking shi$ behind their back and they have bad breath

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025453
01/28/20 06:55 AM
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calhoun co
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calhoun co
buy once - cry once

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025488
01/28/20 08:05 AM
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He is so bowlegged, he couldn't hem a hog in a ditch. Life is a chit sandwich and everyday is a new bite. I will be on you like white on rice. That boy is a dirt road sport ain't he. She is built like a brick chit house. If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped. If wishes were horses ,beggars would ride.


Grandma said...Always keep a gun close at hand, you just never know when you might run across some varmint that needs killing...
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025529
01/28/20 08:53 AM
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Tuscaloosa, Al, USA
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Tuscaloosa, Al, USA
Dumber than a sack of hammers


�Because a well regulated Militia is necessary to
the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep
and bear Arms shall not be infringed.�

-Justice Scalia, June 26, 2008

NRA Life Member
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025749
01/28/20 11:59 AM
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Posts: 1,873
Lake Bluff IL
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Deader than John Wayne Gacy’s paperboy


Jesus saves,but Moses invests
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025782
01/28/20 12:38 PM
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North Al.
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North Al.
You can marry more money in 10 minutes than you can make in a lifetime.

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025785
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I am so broke, if sailboats were a penny a piece, all i could do is run the bank yelling thats a damn good deal!

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025791
01/28/20 12:45 PM
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Ya mama so hairy, Bigfoot take pictures of her.
If it's got tires or tits, sooner or later you're going to have trouble with it.

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025893
01/28/20 02:48 PM
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Elba
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Elba
Messed up as a soup sandwich


American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3025921
01/28/20 03:16 PM
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Coosa County, AL
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Coosa County, AL
My dad when spraying pb blaster or wd-40 on a rusty bolt. "Let's hit it with a little jism juice".
Always thought that one was odd

Re: Sayings [Re: Hornhntr] #3025963
01/28/20 03:57 PM
01/28/20 03:57 PM
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Montgomery
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Montgomery
Originally Posted by Hornhntr

Shakin like a dog crapping peach seeds.


Actually heard this today when a older gentleman I know was talking about his grandson about to shoot a monster buck!

Dr. B


AKA: “Dr. B”
Aldeer #121
8-3-2000
Proud alum of AUM, UAB, and UA
Member of Team 10 Point
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Glennis Jerome "Jerry" Harris
1938-2017
UGA Class of 1960
BS/MS Forestry
LTJG, USNR



Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3026029
01/28/20 04:57 PM
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North Alabama
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North Alabama
A feller talking about fighting said "I'll be hitting you so hard and fast you'll be hollering y'all quit"\

Another feller talking about fighting said "If I get on you it's gonna take a wrecker to pull me off"


I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.




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Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3026113
01/28/20 05:54 PM
01/28/20 05:54 PM
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Ourtown, AL
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Ourtown, AL
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

We just know what works for us.


We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870

Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3026131
01/28/20 06:15 PM
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Florida
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Florida
Keep your friends close and your enemy's closer. Winter is coming ,hogs are toten sticks.


Grandma said...Always keep a gun close at hand, you just never know when you might run across some varmint that needs killing...
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3026395
01/28/20 09:49 PM
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Sneads, Florida
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You could screw up a 2 car funeral

You play chity games you win chity prizes

This one I heard the other day and bout fell out "he's happier than Richard Simmons in a barrel of greased arse holes"

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3026398
01/28/20 09:53 PM
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North AL.
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North AL.
Waiting on a Woman.....Oh we all have!!!!!!!!!

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3026409
01/28/20 09:57 PM
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Tuscumbia
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Tuscumbia
It don’t matter where you are there you are.

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