For all you young men that are newlyweds or about to be, here is some advice. There will come a time when your wife will cook something that just flat out doesn’t taste good. IF by some chance, she even admits that it doesn’t taste good, DO NOT make the comment that you wish the dog/cat would come into the room so you can lick it’s butt to get the bad taste out of your mouth. She will not think its as funny as you do. Trust me on this.

No doubt. Don't even go anywhere close to that.

Yep, and if the fried taters are blackened and crunchy, you eat them with a smile.

My SIL and her husband were honeymooning at the cottages at Joe Wheeler. She was proud of herself the next morning when she got up early and made his breakfast. The biscuits were so flat and hard that he carried them out and skipped them on the water. They were off to a rough start.

I wouldn't even say that about a cats azz, and I've said some pretty dangerous stuff.

Wife was in one of those i'm starting a fight and I don't care about what days. I just walked outside. I came back about ten minutes later and she was in the shower. I knocked on the shower door...she angrily asked what I wanted. I told I had been thinking about adopting a three year old. LOL She opened the door and YELLED what the hell for?????

I told her so that when she acted like a three year old she would have someone to play with.........






sofa wasn't THAT bad.....

When we were first married my wife decided she would make chili. The recipe called for two cloves of crushed garlic. She put in two baseball sized bulbs of garlic. I ate it with a smile and you could smell me coming from a block away for two weeks.

When my wife cooks, I pray after we eat.

Spaghetti made with ketchup?

Is that not how you do it?

My wife has developed into a good cook but it has been over 20 years in the making...…..I have endured some really bad meals and for a long time hated Pinterest......

Early in my marriage I ask for dry Lima beans well I get a bowl and and taste them sure nuff she scorched them . Big mistake I called her out on it she they were just scorched on the bottom she gives them to the dog and dog would not eat them ether that has been a sore subject for going on 33 years now lol lesson learned if taste bad don’t say a word.

My wife was a great cook when we got married, but she had never been shown how to fry bone-in chicken. She gave it a whirl the first week home from the honeymoon. It was the most beautifully golden, crisp skinned chicken you've ever laid eyes on... and completely raw in the middle.

I didn't say a word, just ate around the edges and prayed for protection. When she realized it she cried and cried... and went to my grandma for lessons. Score that as a WIN!

it is RARE nowadays to meet/date a woman who can cook ... it truly seems to be a lost art ... realizing more & more just how damn spoiled i was as a kid, growing up, with women who knew their chit in the kitchen ... i'm eating the best i've ever eaten in my life since my divorce 4 years ago -- cause i'm making my meals now ... prior to that, those nearly 20 years were rough as a cob -- i had a hard time keeping my mouth shut about food that a dog would barf on ... the absolute BEST meals i ever ate during my marriage would be when we'd go to my hometown for Thanksgiving!!! LOL

I love some good fried chicken and my wife can’t cook it right to save her life.

Early in marriage my wife announced we were having banana pudding for desert.I was quite impressed until she came out with two bowls of Jello bannana pudiing mix with a few vanilla wafers and some whipped topping on top.I looked at her, asked her what the hell was that and where was the banana pudding she promised me.Bad idea LOL I was raised on cooked custard and meringue.

My wife, bless her heart, tries to cook, but she missed that bus. She cooks what she calls "chopped steak"; it's hamburger patties in beef broth that she bakes until they are like chewing shoe leather. And to make matters worse, she cooks mashed potatoes as a side...her recipe starts and ends with using instant mashed potatoes. After being married 20 years, and me making recommendations on how she could make it better, I've learned to shut up and smile at her as I'm choking down a piece of leather with tasteless mashed potatoes. And that's one of her better meals. Her feelings got hurt once when she asked the girls if they would rather her cook or me and the girls answered that they like my cooking better.