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This made laugh out loud. #2830637
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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: MANGLER] #2830639
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who gives a phuck if two queer cartoon rats get married?


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Originally Posted by bobwallace
Stupid people will do anything for f'kn attention

Exactly!

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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: MANGLER] #2830668
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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: MANGLER] #2830670
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Maybe Alex Jones is right, gay frogs, gay rats...


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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: MANGLER] #2830677
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What 2 consenting adult rats do in the confines of a wool sock, is their business, I just don't want to know about it.

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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: Beadlescomb] #2830690
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Originally Posted by Beadlescomb
who gives a phuck if two queer cartoon rats get married?


Nobody would have but Talabama public TV made a big deal about it and "announced they wouldn't show it". Hence the spectacle aftermath.


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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: MANGLER] #2830698
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UMC churches in general make me shake my head. I was raised in the Methodist church and I’ve seen the fall into progressive nonsense. Sad. We should love everyone. We should renounce sin. Period.


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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: soalaturkeys] #2830708
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Originally Posted by soalaturkeys
UMC churches in general make me shake my head. I was raised in the Methodist church and I’ve seen the fall into progressive nonsense. Sad. We should love everyone. We should renounce sin. Period.


I was raised in a UMC church too and their stance and support of homosexuality is why I am no longer a Methodist. When a church doesn’t stand for Biblical principles they stand against them. That’s not open to interpretation. I just left a SBC church for that too, although not the homosexuality issue.


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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: soalaturkeys] #2830750
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Originally Posted by soalaturkeys
UMC churches in general make me shake my head. I was raised in the Methodist church and I’ve seen the fall into progressive nonsense. Sad. We should love everyone. We should renounce sin. Period.

Yes. Telling someone we love them while allowing them to live lives filled with sin is NOT love. It's unbelievable that a church would celebrate and participate in that sin. The false gospel of ONLY preaching about love without an expectation of turning away from sin is exactly what Satan likes.


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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: MANGLER] #2830766
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The UMC is headed for a major split sooner or later. Don't make the mistake of thinking all UMC churches are like the one in the article. There are a lot of UMC churches that are just as outraged and disgusted at the direction the organization has gone as those outside looking in are.


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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: GomerPyle] #2830828
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Originally Posted by GomerPyle

The UMC is headed for a major split sooner or later. Don't make the mistake of thinking all UMC churches are like the one in the article. There are a lot of UMC churches that are just as outraged and disgusted at the direction the organization has gone as those outside looking in are.


True but a lot of the pastors against this new direction also have retirement tied up in the church and risk losing it if there is a split. A big mess indeed.


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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: Beadlescomb] #2830871
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Originally Posted by Beadlescomb
who gives a phuck if two queer cartoon rats get married?


I don't want my 6 yr old daughter seeing that shucks on TV.

Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: GomerPyle] #2831272
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Originally Posted by GomerPyle

The UMC is headed for a major split sooner or later. Don't make the mistake of thinking all UMC churches are like the one in the article. There are a lot of UMC churches that are just as outraged and disgusted at the direction the organization has gone as those outside looking in are.


I’m sure there are churches that are outraged but they’re still part of the organization, taking orders from the church hierarchy, doing what the leaders tell them they can and can’t do. There is no autonomy in the UMC. The churches are going to have to decide which is more important, the Bible or the financial security of the big church. I have just been and am still going through a monumental spiritual struggle. In the end we either for God or against God. It’s all or nothing. There is no in between. Scripture backs that up. James 4:4


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Originally Posted by FurFlyin
Originally Posted by GomerPyle

The UMC is headed for a major split sooner or later. Don't make the mistake of thinking all UMC churches are like the one in the article. There are a lot of UMC churches that are just as outraged and disgusted at the direction the organization has gone as those outside looking in are.


I’m sure there are churches that are outraged but they’re still part of the organization, taking orders from the church hierarchy, doing what the leaders tell them they can and can’t do. There is no autonomy in the UMC. The churches are going to have to decide which is more important, the Bible or the financial security of the big church. I have just been and am still going through a monumental spiritual struggle. In the end we either for God or against God. It’s all or nothing. There is no in between. Scripture backs that up. James 4:4


They're still part of the organization because they're trying to salvage it instead of just bailing. As of the most recent vote a few months ago, they still voted to NOT ordain openly gay/lesbian clergy. The fight isn't lost yet. It doesn't look good, but it's not lost. If/When they (as a whole) do vote to ordain openly gay/lesbian clergy, that's when you're likely to see it split.

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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: MANGLER] #2831313
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Re: This made laugh out loud. [Re: dead_eye] #2831458
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Originally Posted by dead_eye
Originally Posted by Beadlescomb
who gives a phuck if two queer cartoon rats get married?


I don't want my 6 yr old daughter seeing that shucks on TV.


So, just put her on a travel team and she will not have time for tv watching... (emoji here)


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