Anyone been around a dachshund that leaked fluid out of their anal glands? That is the one thing I’ve experienced that will make me gag. I can clean gut shot deer, be around vomit, poop of any kind, etc. but our wiener dog can make me have to leave the room. It’s hard to explain the smell, it’s unlike anything I’ve ever smelled.

Unfortunately - a dead person that had been there for a few days in an enclosed house.

Worked at a meat packing plant during the summer in high school . Had to walk across the kill floor every morning sometimes with a bad head.
Nothing else I can think of smelt much worse.

This chick named Donna comes to mind from high school.

Other than that; a brown bears guts that has been living on rotten salmon for a month is fairly stout.

You open your boat’s livewell August 15th and find the one fish that didn’t make it to the cleaning table last weekend.

I almost can’t eat em when they smell that bad.

Working as a trash man in the parks as a teenager and lifted a black bag out of a 50 gall metal drum and the smell of dead burned dog that had been cooking in July heat for about 5-6 days under that bag trapping all the juice, hit me in the face and I instantly threw up.
The other would be CDiff. Anyone that has smelled it knows what I'm talking about. It will ruin and entire hallway.

Running a dozer at the huntsville land fill in summer. I would volunteer when they needed us to help them. All their equipment stunk. I stunk after work. The more humid and hotter...the worse. If they brought my dozer to the landfill for 1 day...i would smell it for a week on other jobs

A taxidermist office and it's not even close. Clorox bleach showers wont get it off of you

After a night of hard drinkin and a late night breakfast burrito, I've made some odors that would burn your nose hairs. 😀

Y’all got me. Can’t best most of this.
But they were cooking up some turds in South Huntsville tonight.
Not sure what they do but you can smell that sewer plant from the highway after about 9 at night.
I always think of that line from The Green Mile: “Cooking up some turds for you. Have em out tomorrow.”

There ain't nothing like a dead body that has been sitting in the heat for a while. I've dealt with quite a few.

Jennifer H.

One time I ate an entire one pound bag of soy bean nuts. Farted in bed and it stunk so bad I had to change the sheets because the smell stuck to them.

Knew a trapper one time who had a 55gal drum that he put fish and anything road kill in to rot. He’d add 10gal if water every so often then stir with a boat paddle. That stuff would brew in the sun and I’m surprise the drum didn’t blow up. Stuff would gag maggots.

It is amazing how some people live.

The house next door to ours. The one at the end of the street behind the gate. A grandson lived there with his grandparents. He was a piece of chit. After the grandfather died and the grandmother got really sick he basically had the house and let the dogs have full run of the place until there was animal feces everywhere and fleas. Sometime after the funeral of the old woman, the grandson had the house taken away and it was taken over by the bank or something.

This really nice Morman couple with a 5 or 6 little blond headed and blue eyed kids were standing out in front one day looking at the house so I went and introduced myself. Apparently they owned the company that was charged with cleaning up the place. They were thinking about buying it and clearly had severe reservations even though it must have been a smoking deal on a nice big house with acreage in Trussville. I asked them why they weren't sure? They asked me, "Have you ever been in there?"

They told me that in order to ever live there they would have to completely gut the place down to the stud walls it was so bad. I think they had to so something with the sub-flooring too. Treat it or something.

This will not end well

I have two and I am about to vomit just thinking of them and it has been 20+ years on one

The girl must've been the one my friend dated long enough to give her the name Catfish. He told her he called her that because she was hard to catch and she bought it. He didn't date her long, said he just couldn't take it. Pretty girl too.

Did you ever try making pancakes out of the goo in the barrel ???

Rotten bait shrimp is pretty bad, but I think some of you other fellers "won".

Yes, my mom has weiner dog. He has Shkrimp breath, and when
that Butt gland leaks its pretty bad. Farts are pretty rank too.

But first and foremost for me is anything to do with a cigarette.
Has to be the worst smell on earth.