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Crab Legs #2749500
02/27/19 12:20 PM
02/27/19 12:20 PM
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ts1979flh Offline OP
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A person might get his ass whipped over some crab legs. rofl loco

Mash here for the story


HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (AP) — Alabama police say a dispute over crab legs at a dinner buffet ended in a brawl that left two people facing misdemeanor charges.


Huntsville police officer Gerald Johnson says he was eating at the Meteor Buffet restaurant when a fight broke out.


Johnson tells WHNT-TV that diners were using service tongs like fencing swords and plates were shattering, and a woman was beating a man. Johnson says diners had been waiting in line for crab legs for more than 10 minutes, and they lost their tempers once the food came out.


The station reports Chequita Jenkins is charged with assaulting John Chapman, who suffered a cut on his head. Chapman is charged with disorderly conduct.


Court records aren't available to show whether either person has a lawyer

Last edited by ts1979flh; 02/27/19 12:23 PM.
Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2749506
02/27/19 12:30 PM
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that's what happens when you pile up the whole pan of crab legs on one plate lol one more reason I dont go to feed troughs

Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2749517
02/27/19 12:41 PM
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When I saw this I thought from the title it was going to be about Bham Fred! rofl He's always complaining about his legs hurting!


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Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2749524
02/27/19 12:49 PM
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I'll bet they had to peel Chequita off the guy. grin

Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2749528
02/27/19 12:53 PM
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ole Jameis Winston was in town huh


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Re: Crab Legs [Re: Damyankee] #2749632
02/27/19 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Damyankee
I'll bet they had to peel Chequita off the guy. grin

Chequita was quite hongry for some delicious crab leg that particular day....


"For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America" ~Benjamin Franklin

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Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2749659
02/27/19 03:40 PM
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BEEN WAITIN' FOR SOME CRAB ALL. DAY.


"For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America" ~Benjamin Franklin

Isaiah 40:13-14

RAP is CRAP

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Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2749717
02/27/19 05:25 PM
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This must have happened at a Chinese buffet ,,,, I've never seen two people fight over crab legs ,,,, I can think of one place that it might happen though,,, the Chinese buffets only put one pan of crab legs out at a time and their real slow with it,,, so yeah tempers flare while waiting ,,,if you don't get them as soon as they come out ,,,your out of luck till he next batch,,, They ain't worth the extra charge for them unsalted no seafood spice over cooked crab legs...

Re: Crab Legs [Re: Mike59] #2749723
02/27/19 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike59
This must have happened at a Chinese buffet ,,,, I've never seen two people fight over crab legs ,,,, I can think of one place that it might happen though,,, the Chinese buffets only put one pan of crab legs out at a time and their real slow with it,,, so yeah tempers flare while waiting ,,,if you don't get them as soon as they come out ,,,your out of luck till he next batch,,, They ain't worth the extra charge for them unsalted no seafood spice over cooked crab legs...



Agreed give me sesame chicken ( or cat ) anytime !! Lol

Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2749724
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rofl

Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2749811
02/27/19 07:32 PM
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"For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America" ~Benjamin Franklin

Isaiah 40:13-14

RAP is CRAP

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Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2749821
02/27/19 07:46 PM
02/27/19 07:46 PM
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Folks git bit messing with crab legs...


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

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Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2750116
02/28/19 07:40 AM
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I've had a similar incident happen with a very large lady and crab legs before.She was huge. I politely surrendered that last cluster of crab legs and waited on the next batch. My dad witnessed it and still laughs about it.


The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2750147
02/28/19 08:24 AM
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It's funny how some people don't fit my mental picture of what they should look like based on their name and then others are spot on, as in this case.

Hey Chequita, Don King called and wants his hairstyle back

Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2750155
02/28/19 08:37 AM
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“Serving tongs were being used like fencing swords”

That’s awesome

Re: Crab Legs [Re: jmudler] #2750265
02/28/19 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by jmudler
ole Jameis Winston was in town huh


lol


Georgia Football..Acts like Bama but has a trophy case like South Carolina.
Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2750267
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only thing that could have made the story better was the lady screaming ROLL TIDE after she beat the man.lol


Georgia Football..Acts like Bama but has a trophy case like South Carolina.
Re: Crab Legs [Re: ts1979flh] #2750282
02/28/19 10:54 AM
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She looks like a troll doll.


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Re: Crab Legs [Re: soalaturkeys] #2750338
02/28/19 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by soalaturkeys
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BEEN WAITIN' FOR SOME CRAB ALL. DAY.


You left a few words out...


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