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"Would you rather...?" #2730381
02/06/19 05:33 PM
02/06/19 05:33 PM
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Chelsea, AL
straycat Offline OP
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So...I've been knee deep in paperwork and office work today. Sucks but it is part of the job that is important too. (And yes you know who..I worked on your stuff today!)
Sometimes your mind begins to wander and it's time for a break from the desk.

So play along and assume you have no other options.

If you had to do one of these things...which one would you choose? Would you rather...?

1. Have to choke a wild full grown Mountain Lion (not a cougar, that's a different topic)?

2. With no weapon of any kind, in a remote wilderness...Kick a sow grizzly in the face while she has 2 cubs with her?

3. Walk nude through an Amazon tributary full of actively feeding piranhas with a cut on your butt cheek?

4. Take IPhone and technology classes from Leroycnbucks?

5. Stick your pecker in a yellow jacket hole?

There's just not a good option. I think I'd try the Mountain Lion.




Last edited by straycat; 02/06/19 05:34 PM.

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Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730385
02/06/19 05:36 PM
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1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: GomerPyle] #2730398
02/06/19 05:53 PM
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Definitely, the mountain lion.


I ain't fightin nobody that swings around in trees with a running chainsaw like Tarzan. - FurFlyin

Oh I just thought u were a dumba$$ 🤣 my apologies… - jb20
Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730410
02/06/19 06:11 PM
02/06/19 06:11 PM
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#4


Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730411
02/06/19 06:12 PM
02/06/19 06:12 PM
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Montgomery, AL
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6. Shave a lion's ass with a rusty razor.


"The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."
Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730431
02/06/19 06:35 PM
02/06/19 06:35 PM
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behind my Dillon
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Skinny’s Ex
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behind my Dillon
Talk with any liberal.


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Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730444
02/06/19 06:46 PM
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I don't know Leroy, but I have taken stupid boring classes and they left no permanent scars, so I'd take that option.


What you do today, you have to sleep with tonight.
Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730454
02/06/19 06:54 PM
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Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730455
02/06/19 06:55 PM
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Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730555
02/06/19 08:28 PM
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I'll take the classes, but the Mountain Lion would make a cool story if you don't become cat shat.

Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730563
02/06/19 08:33 PM
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6. Tell my friends I shoot a 6.5 Credemore

Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730569
02/06/19 08:39 PM
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Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
James Offline
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#5 sounds promising! I'd show that swole up bastage to everyone 😆😆😆


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Everyone. All of them...

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Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730581
02/06/19 08:52 PM
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#2. I ninjan kick her in the forehead and she’d be out cold.

Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: James] #2730583
02/06/19 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by James


#5 sounds promising! I'd show that swole up bastage to everyone 😆😆😆


You’d have dark honey on it already for sure. Please have some video ur escape. Lmao

Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730585
02/06/19 08:53 PM
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jb20 Offline
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#4 and teach leroy sum stuff he aint heard of


They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Ben Franklin
Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730593
02/06/19 08:57 PM
02/06/19 08:57 PM
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Buc-ee’s Beach Express
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All but # 4.


Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730594
02/06/19 08:57 PM
02/06/19 08:57 PM
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Gurley, Alabama
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One, two, three. 4

Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: leroycnbucks] #2730597
02/06/19 09:00 PM
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jb20 Offline
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Originally Posted by leroycnbucks
All but # 4.

rofl


They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Ben Franklin
Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730609
02/06/19 09:12 PM
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#5 then bore the neighbors wife 30 over

Re: "Would you rather...?" [Re: straycat] #2730750
02/06/19 11:06 PM
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Mountain lion


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