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"Would you rather...?"
#2730381
02/06/19 05:33 PM
02/06/19 05:33 PM
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 19,088 Chelsea, AL
straycat
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So...I've been knee deep in paperwork and office work today. Sucks but it is part of the job that is important too. (And yes you know who..I worked on your stuff today!) Sometimes your mind begins to wander and it's time for a break from the desk.
So play along and assume you have no other options.
If you had to do one of these things...which one would you choose? Would you rather...?
1. Have to choke a wild full grown Mountain Lion (not a cougar, that's a different topic)?
2. With no weapon of any kind, in a remote wilderness...Kick a sow grizzly in the face while she has 2 cubs with her?
3. Walk nude through an Amazon tributary full of actively feeding piranhas with a cut on your butt cheek?
4. Take IPhone and technology classes from Leroycnbucks?
5. Stick your pecker in a yellow jacket hole?
There's just not a good option. I think I'd try the Mountain Lion.
Last edited by straycat; 02/06/19 05:34 PM.
"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
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Re: "Would you rather...?"
[Re: GomerPyle]
#2730398
02/06/19 05:53 PM
02/06/19 05:53 PM
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Joined: Mar 2012
Posts: 3,300 Here
Okatuppa
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😉 Definitely, the mountain lion.
I ain't fightin nobody that swings around in trees with a running chainsaw like Tarzan. - FurFlyin
Oh I just thought u were a dumba$$ 🤣 my apologies… - jb20
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Re: "Would you rather...?"
[Re: straycat]
#2730411
02/06/19 06:12 PM
02/06/19 06:12 PM
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Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 7,753 Montgomery, AL
Hunting-231
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14 point
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6. Shave a lion's ass with a rusty razor.
"The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."
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Re: "Would you rather...?"
[Re: straycat]
#2730444
02/06/19 06:46 PM
02/06/19 06:46 PM
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Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 5,588 Lee County, Alabama
dBmV
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12 point
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I don't know Leroy, but I have taken stupid boring classes and they left no permanent scars, so I'd take that option.
What you do today, you have to sleep with tonight.
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Re: "Would you rather...?"
[Re: straycat]
#2730569
02/06/19 08:39 PM
02/06/19 08:39 PM
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Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 52,200 Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
James
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#5 sounds promising! I'd show that swole up bastage to everyone 😆😆😆
How many people am i willing to sacrifice for freedom? Everyone. All of them...
Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!
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Re: "Would you rather...?"
[Re: James]
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02/06/19 08:53 PM
02/06/19 08:53 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 15,094 Chilton County
Morris
Poppa Jon
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Poppa Jon
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#5 sounds promising! I'd show that swole up bastage to everyone 😆😆😆
You’d have dark honey on it already for sure. Please have some video ur escape. Lmao
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Re: "Would you rather...?"
[Re: straycat]
#2730585
02/06/19 08:53 PM
02/06/19 08:53 PM
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Joined: Mar 2018
Posts: 16,827 Banana Republic
jb20
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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#4 and teach leroy sum stuff he aint heard of
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Ben Franklin
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