I would ALMOST make an exception for James and Quailman simply because of the entertainment value.

No alcohol guves us the edge over those old boar toms

Got a few pics

Bump. We have two openings left.

I've been called a butthole-by several women-before and after I started drinkin'.

Don't go blamin' the liquor, I guess I'm just a butthole

Down to one spot left

Bump. Few spots still open

I’ll be showing this club this coming Saturday if anyone wants to see it.

If you have questions let me know.

How did the Sperm Whale get its name?

For it’s sperm oil, duh

I ain’t rightly sure. But I bet James knows.

Still have a few slots open. This club is in North Tuscaloosa county. Not too far from Fayette County or Walker County.

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Bump for 1 more member.

Still need members

I failed to mention that the $800 membership fee will also include either an FSU hat or a bumper sticker that reads, "Fear the Spear". Your choice.

I would not join a no alcohol club. All our members drink... but they don't let alcohol interfere with safety and they all handle their alcohol well. Because they don't get drunk when they drink, they make good decisions on everything else. Those people make good members.

If you can control your alcohol intake and you don't get drunk, you're probably going to make a good member. That is the way I see it.

That's the most ridiculous post on this thread yet. There's always somebody that thinks they can handle a little more then thinks it's a great idea to walk off in the woods with a rifle. Put safety on the back burner for the sake of a cold one at the club. If it were my club it would have the same no alcohol rule. I wish I had seen this thread when it first posted.