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Sugar free gummy bears
#2470621
04/26/18 08:34 PM
04/26/18 08:34 PM
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Posts: 9,796 The Boonies a.k.a. Pickens cou...
300gr
OP
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8 point
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 9,796
The Boonies a.k.a. Pickens cou...
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Be watchful of how many you eat. I can fart the Star spangled banner non stop.
Two roads diverged in the woods and I took the one with deep ruts,hills and mud.It may be bumpy but WHAT A RIDE!
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: 300gr]
#2470647
04/26/18 08:44 PM
04/26/18 08:44 PM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,109 Northport, AL
GomerPyle
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Posts: 20,109
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The Amazon reviews on those are epic
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: GomerPyle]
#2470656
04/26/18 08:48 PM
04/26/18 08:48 PM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,070 Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
DEADorALIVE
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
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The Amazon reviews on those are epic
Yeah they are! Hilarious!
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: GomerPyle]
#2470657
04/26/18 08:48 PM
04/26/18 08:48 PM
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Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 18,072 North AL
AU338MAG
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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North AL
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The Amazon reviews on those are epic
Your sides will be sore the next day from laughing.
Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales
Molon Labe
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: GomerPyle]
#2470686
04/26/18 09:02 PM
04/26/18 09:02 PM
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Posts: 21,445 HSV AL
jmudler
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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The Amazon reviews on those are epic
Pure gold.
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: 300gr]
#2470691
04/26/18 09:04 PM
04/26/18 09:04 PM
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Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 30,910 Clanton, AL
Out back
Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
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What the crap is an Amazon review? Aint them the big warrior chicks?
My opinions and comments are my own. They do not reflect the position or political opinions of Aldeer or any of the Aldeer administration.
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: Out back]
#2470705
04/26/18 09:14 PM
04/26/18 09:14 PM
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Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 3,464 Madison County
bobwallace
10 point
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10 point
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Madison County
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What the crap is an Amazon review? Aint them the big warrior chicks? I think that is what Perch calls his harem of gals.
Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: 300gr]
#2470708
04/26/18 09:15 PM
04/26/18 09:15 PM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,070 Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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here, Mark...be entertained. you're welcome! Amazon reviews
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: 300gr]
#2470834
04/27/18 04:50 AM
04/27/18 04:50 AM
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 22,700 Lickskillet, AL
Irishguy
a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
Joined: Dec 2013
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Here's a good one. Apparently a supply sergeant got fed up with troops coming into his supply room and eating his stuff. So he left a bowl of these little jewels out and specifically told folks not to eat them...
To preface this, I will state that it is not good to upset anyone in the military supply network. This is especially true for a supply NCO (non-commissioned officer) who can be both creative and vindictive to those who earn his ire.
One of my biggest pet peeves was troopies who walked into my supply room and decided to go through things on my counter or desk. It is for this reason that I purchased two bags of these sweet little revenge snacks.
I briefed my minions that morning that the snacks were to be unsullied by their hands. I told them that I would know and it would not go unpunished by both myself and the higher powers. They thought I was joking, but decided to not test my authority before my eyes.
With that said, I placed the bowl on the back part of the counter just in reach of anyone loitering inside my supply room. The rules were posted for all to see when they came in. So, they were warned. A large sign that said, “If you touch my stuff, you will be punished.” They decided to test me, I guess.
On this weekend, we were set to do general cleaning and maintenance within the Battalion. So, my desk was rather busy (Battalion Headquarters supply room). I was in and out of my office all day. However, I made sure to take general measurements of my bowl of horror every time I came back.
Shortly before lunch, my unholy wrath began to strike. My supply room is one door down from the latrines and the row of male commodes is on the other side of the wall from my desk. It was the first, but was not the last.
It was initially heralded by the sound of Gabriel’s trumpet escaping the sphincter of one poor soul. He hit the latrine and sounded as if he kicked the stall door open. For the next thirty minutes, I listened to the sounds of a live humpback whale being butchered by a blind man wielding a chainsaw.
It was not long before another troop, this time a female, made her way to the latrine. She came from the indoor pistol range and had to cross in front of my door. I saw a pale woman with sweat streaking her face. She was hobbling with one hand on the wall for support and the other on her stomach praying for just a little more time.
For lunch, I ripped into an MRE (the Army brown bag lunch) and listened to the ever-growing chorus of those who had so far snuck down half of my bowl of brightly-colored Improvised Colon Explosive Devices. I was not sure if the other side of the building was seeing the same activity in the latrines, but the smell reached my door by the end of lunch. Good thing I was stationed with an Infantry unit for the first four years of my career, so I was accustomed to bad odors.
One of my minions did not return from lunch, so I volunteered another to perform a possibly suicidal scouting mission into the male latrine in search of my wayward soul. He was there, and had been since the beginning of lunch.
By 15:00 (3:PM), I was told that the unit was being locked down and there was an emergency meeting in the Battalion briefing room. I had a suspicion of the reason, but attended as I was ordered to do so. By this time, my bowl of gelatinous bowel howitzer ammunition was one quarter filled.
The meeting began slightly off schedule. At 15:22, the Sergeant Major walked into the room and looked as if he had just performed a three-day combat operation without sleep. The Battalion X.O. walked in not long after and looked as if he had been intimately assaulted by a rather insistent horse. I used all of my military bearing to keep from cracking a joke about cavalry officers walking bow-legged.
The Battalion Surgeon walked in and told us that there was a high chance that the unit had come in contact with a strange stomach bug. Roughly half of the battalion was complaining of stomach cramps and explosive diarrhea. It seemed to mostly be affecting HHC (the headquarters) and C Co. (the company that was on the same side of the building as us—also the medics). Until symptoms cleared up, the unit was in lock-down and cleaning mode.
I went back to my supply room with the intent to bag up the remaining evidence of my involvement only to find that the bowl was missing. My minions were too wrapped up to notice anything, though. So, I began a search for the evidence that would probably land me in front of a firing squad.
The empty bowl was located in the admin offices. Someone found it and decided to liberate it from my supply room for the only group that I didn’t want to upset. But, they had already consumed the remainder of the biological weapons. As I left with the bowl, I heard the familiar sound of incoming fire from the senior pay clerk’s desk, followed shortly after by what sounded like Lamaze breathing.
That weekend, the entire building was cleaned from one side to the other. MREs were consumed in the hopes of plugging the torrential flood of liquid terror and every door and window was opened with fans going over a cup of pinesol in every room. Three-quarters of the enlisted and half of the officers were hit with the mystery stomach bug and the medical supply room was in desperate need of more I.V. kits.
I don’t know if my message got across, but it was definitely an entertaining weekend.
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: 300gr]
#2470864
04/27/18 06:41 AM
04/27/18 06:41 AM
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Posts: 30,910 Clanton, AL
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Grumpy Old Man
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I had no idea those were such powerful laxatives. But then I don't know any adults who eat gummy bears either.
My opinions and comments are my own. They do not reflect the position or political opinions of Aldeer or any of the Aldeer administration.
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: Out back]
#2470896
04/27/18 07:39 AM
04/27/18 07:39 AM
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Posts: 22,700 Lickskillet, AL
Irishguy
a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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I had no idea those were such powerful laxatives. But then I don't know any adults who eat gummy bears either. What kills me is the gummy bear vitamins. Grow up and learn to swallow a pill for God's sake.
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
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#2470951
04/27/18 08:34 AM
04/27/18 08:34 AM
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Posts: 9,541 Montgomery, AL
jbc
14 point
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14 point
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I had no idea those were such powerful laxatives. But then I don't know any adults who eat gummy bears either. unless in colorado
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: Out back]
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04/27/18 09:14 AM
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Posts: 2,644 Arab/Stevenson AL
Recurve
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I had no idea those were such powerful laxatives. But then I don't know any adults who eat gummy bears either. I didn't either but sugar free Ricola cough drops have the same ingredient in them. Thought I was dying.
I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There�s a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts. � Ronald Reagan
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: 300gr]
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04/27/18 09:16 AM
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Posts: 2,644 Arab/Stevenson AL
Recurve
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They are Hell Bears...or Terror Bears
Last edited by Recurve; 04/27/18 09:16 AM.
I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There�s a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts. � Ronald Reagan
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Re: Sugar free gummy bears
[Re: DryFire]
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04/27/18 09:44 AM
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Posts: 18,072 North AL
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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My wife being diabetic keeps sugar free candy in the pantry. One evening I had a sugar craving and discovered her little bowl of goodness. Works better than the poo juice you drink before a colonoscopy. I'm diabetic and the sugar free candy isn't worth the price you pay for eating it.
Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales
Molon Labe
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