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Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1829931
08/30/16 10:37 AM
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Mobile, AL
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Gary's Fluffer
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Mobile, AL
These were no ordinary cookies, they were flavored

Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: SouthBamaSlayer] #1829932
08/30/16 10:39 AM
08/30/16 10:39 AM
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Buc-ee’s Beach Express
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Buc-ee’s Beach Express
In sugar like Jared puts in his cornbread so...


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God Bless America!
Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: leroycnbucks] #1829936
08/30/16 10:44 AM
08/30/16 10:44 AM
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Guntersville, AL
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I am Cornholio
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Guntersville, AL
Shaw, went to the end of the rainbow and dug through his kettle to find the perfect...


Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.


Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1829950
08/30/16 10:51 AM
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Fosters, Alabama, USA
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The perfect picture of IDOT.



"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call

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Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: Shaw] #1829952
08/30/16 10:53 AM
08/30/16 10:53 AM
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Guntersville, AL
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I am Cornholio
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Son of a beotch, IDOT said.... rofl

Last edited by IDOT; 08/30/16 10:53 AM.

Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.


Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1829953
08/30/16 10:54 AM
08/30/16 10:54 AM
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Mobile, AL
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Gary's Fluffer
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Gary's Fluffer
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,900
Mobile, AL
while licking window sills through his front tooth gap

Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: Shaw] #1829955
08/30/16 10:54 AM
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B'ham
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Posts: 9,172
B'ham
Idot can count to Potato.

So he took the glue and quickly....


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Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1829959
08/30/16 10:55 AM
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Fosters, Alabama, USA
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Fosters, Alabama, USA
Glued his butt cheeks together so he wouldn't chit his pants again.


"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call

ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings
Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1829962
08/30/16 10:59 AM
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Odenville, AL
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Odenville, AL
Because the goats are repulsed by the smell of chitty pants, and he just hates that.


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Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: Flyway] #1829964
08/30/16 11:00 AM
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B'ham
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B'ham
But it didn't work....

grin

and...


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Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1829978
08/30/16 11:07 AM
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N. Bama
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Boo Boo Head
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N. Bama
And that fraking clown that was handing out used tampons for deer lure got his ass stomped by whild bill for piddling around with ole state record boar toms in his sanctuary.


Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!!
My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty
I'm the paterfamilias
Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1830030
08/30/16 11:58 AM
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Chilton County
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Chilton County
Then the leprechauns started dancing on his tongue and.....


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-G. K. Chesterton
Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MarksOutdoors] #1830034
08/30/16 12:03 PM
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B'ham
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B'ham
Some women on the street started pointing and told their kids to just say no to drugs...

Meanwhile back at.....


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Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1830035
08/30/16 12:03 PM
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New Market, AL
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Posts: 174
New Market, AL
that was about the time Quailman showed up with 575 dozen arrows and


Of all the things I've ever lost, I think I miss my mind the most.
Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1830039
08/30/16 12:09 PM
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North Alabama
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North Alabama
Ten cases of cold natty lights, AND

Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1830048
08/30/16 12:20 PM
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Montgomery, Alabama
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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Montgomery, Alabama
I had one in my glass on ice.

Last edited by jaredhunts; 08/30/16 12:20 PM.

It be's that way sometimes.

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Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1830094
08/30/16 01:05 PM
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St. Clair County
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St. Clair County
That's when it hit him...the glue didn't hold and

Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1830101
08/30/16 01:13 PM
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Fosters, Alabama, USA
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Fosters, Alabama, USA
IDOT chit his pants, AGAIN.


"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call

ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings
Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1830108
08/30/16 01:21 PM
08/30/16 01:21 PM
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alabama
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10 point
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alabama
I was chasing deer in a sanctuary and .....?

Re: Aldeer Story Time [Re: MTeague] #1830115
08/30/16 01:33 PM
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UR 6
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UR 6
Actully I was just piddling


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