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This ought to make all you bicycle haters happy
#1749575
05/30/16 03:22 PM
05/30/16 03:22 PM
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Posts: 7,260
just south of the Tennesse riv...
roadkill
OP
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Flipped mine today. I am too old to go sliding down the pavement. Bruised, road rash in several places, ect. main injury was to my dignity. I ride about 45 miles a week, back country roads, always go well after morning work and school traffic. I swerved to miss a cat and front tire caught a crack in the road, spun handlebars to the right, I went over and to the left. Oh well. I'll get over it.
Last edited by roadkill; 05/31/16 08:43 AM.
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Re: This out to make all you bicycle haters happy
[Re: roadkill]
#1749590
05/30/16 03:33 PM
05/30/16 03:33 PM
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N. Bama
257wbymag
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Boo Boo Head
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Posts: 38,489
N. Bama
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I hate a damn cat. Ain't good for nothing
Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!!
My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty
I'm the paterfamilias
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Re: This out to make all you bicycle haters happy
[Re: roadkill]
#1749592
05/30/16 03:33 PM
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Posts: 14,114
Chilton County
MarksOutdoors
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Booner
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Chilton County
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Dude, a cat? Just bear down on it and flatten it next time. Ain't no kitty worth more than your life.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
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Re: This out to make all you bicycle haters happy
[Re: roadkill]
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05/30/16 03:39 PM
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Posts: 2,095
Arab, AL
Andrew Morton
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Posts: 2,095
Arab, AL
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I feel your pain, laid mine down to miss a deer in Cades Cove few years back. Hit anything bigger than a snake and it gets ugly real fast.
Middle aged, middle income, conservative, Southern, white male.
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Re: This out to make all you bicycle haters happy
[Re: MarksOutdoors]
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05/30/16 03:40 PM
05/30/16 03:40 PM
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just south of the Tennesse riv...
roadkill
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Dude, a cat? Just bear down on it and flatten it next time. Ain't no kitty worth more than your life. On a bicycle? Probably the same result if I'd have hit it. Then he probably would have clawed up my legs on top of it.
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Re: This out to make all you bicycle haters happy
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05/30/16 03:41 PM
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Baldwin County
mark
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The more you run over a cat the flatter it gets.
Sig Sauer, to hell and back reliable.
Whatever suits you just tickles me plum to death.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Re: This out to make all you bicycle haters happy
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05/30/16 04:23 PM
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Pisgah Al
Bigbamaboy
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How fast were you going? I laid a bike down once when I was a kid. It was on a dirt road with a long hill. Idk how fast i was going but I slid about 20 yards. I looked like I had been in a meat grinder.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Re: This out to make all you bicycle haters happy
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
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05/30/16 04:30 PM
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roadkill
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How fast were you going? I laid a bike down once when I was a kid. It was on a dirt road with a long hill. Idk how fast i was going but I slid about 20 yards. I looked like I had been in a meat grinder. 10-12 Mph - level ground. I just hit the pavement once and then bounced into the ditch. Nothing remarkable. As many bicycle haters are here I thought they would get a smile out of it.
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Re: This out to make all you bicycle haters happy
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05/30/16 04:32 PM
05/30/16 04:32 PM
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Posts: 11,297
Walker county
Driveby
Doing the best I can.
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Doing the best I can.
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Walker county
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He was riding a bicycle, not a motorcycle. Roadkill, looks like the hatred for cats on this site outweighs the hatred of bicycles. 
The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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Re: This out to make all you bicycle haters happy
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05/30/16 04:42 PM
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roadkill
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Did the same thing about 2 years ago broke 3 ribs except I swerved to miss a coon. Took a little while to get over that one. I still ride 3 days a week. I've had some busted ribs. That really hurts. Think I might miss a day or two myself. I'm riding a Trek hybrid so it has decently wide tires. It can take a good sized bump. Coon is a lot bigger than a cat though.
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Re: This out to make all you bicycle haters happy
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05/30/16 04:42 PM
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Posts: 4,166
chilton, co.
hayman
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How fast were you going? I laid a bike down once when I was a kid. It was on a dirt road with a long hill. Idk how fast i was going but I slid about 20 yards. I looked like I had been in a meat grinder. 10-12 Mph - level ground. I just hit the pavement once and then bounced into the ditch. Nothing remarkable. As many bicycle haters are here I thought they would get a smile out of it. Do you wear the spandex clothes with the blinky lights on your bike and the streamlined helment?
“Everything Woke Turns To SH_T” Donald J. Trump
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Re: This out to make all you bicycle haters happy
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05/30/16 04:44 PM
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roadkill
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OP
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Posts: 7,260
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How fast were you going? I laid a bike down once when I was a kid. It was on a dirt road with a long hill. Idk how fast i was going but I slid about 20 yards. I looked like I had been in a meat grinder. 10-12 Mph - level ground. I just hit the pavement once and then bounced into the ditch. Nothing remarkable. As many bicycle haters are here I thought they would get a smile out of it. Do you wear the spandex clothes with the blinky lights on your bike and the streamlined helment? Hell no. No helmet, a ball hat, red shirt, black running shorts. Don't even own anything spandex. Think my wife does though.
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