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Re: So there I was...and then it was like I got stabbed in the gut.
[Re: trlrdrdave]
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05/24/16 05:07 PM
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chilton co.
trox28
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on probation
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chilton co.
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It don't get no better Trox. Had mine out 24 years ago and I am in the same boat. Before I had my gall bladder out I chit 1 time.ONCE in a place other than my own bathroom and that was in the woods when I was a kid.Don't know why I remember that but I do.Never EVER went to a public bathroom.If I had to go I'd hold it till I got home..Since I've had it out I don't give a damn if I gotta chit in a garbage can in a public bathroom or the middle of I65 during rush hour traffic when I feel it I better be getting somewhere FAST..I have also chit under a house before because there was no woods.When we get to a job first thing I do is scope out the closest woods for a comfortable tree that had fallen and is about 2 feet off the ground.
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Re: So there I was...and then it was like I got stabbed in the gut.
[Re: straycat]
#1745759
05/24/16 05:13 PM
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Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 8,903
Andalusia, Covington County, A...
TexasHuntress
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14 point
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Posts: 8,903
Andalusia, Covington County, A...
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I am used to folks around me dashing off after a sudden intense urge to go. DoA and both sons have had their gall bladders out.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.---Winnie the Pooh
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Re: So there I was...and then it was like I got stabbed in the gut.
[Re: trox28]
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05/24/16 05:23 PM
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Posts: 51,971
Round ‘bout there
Clem
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Mildly Quirky
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Round ‘bout there
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Since I've had it out I don't give a damn if I gotta chit in a garbage can in a public bathroom or the middle of I65 during rush hour traffic when I feel it I better be getting somewhere FAST Yep. At some point in life you realize it doesn't matter. If you have to go, you go. Driving from Montgomery to Hardaway one night my guts felt like Satan's pastry chefs were trying to knead a double helping of dough. I didn't think you could do the Butt Cheek Clinch and drive at the same time, but men, it's doable. Finally had to pull over where Highway 80 and County Road 13 meet. As Straycat said, explosive chemical weapons. Then the second wave hit as I was pulling into my destination.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: So there I was...and then it was like I got stabbed in the gut.
[Re: straycat]
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05/24/16 06:15 PM
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Brierfield
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If you say you haven't crapped your pants as an adult you a lying mofo
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Re: So there I was...and then it was like I got stabbed in the gut.
[Re: straycat]
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05/25/16 04:51 AM
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Silverhill/Evergreen
flatrock15
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Gotta love the ones that hit in the car. It works like this:
1) slide seat ALL the way back.
2) straighten legs ALL the way out.
3) Clinch the wheel and arse cheeks, try not to break it!
4) begin to say a Prayer.
5) Roll windows down.
6) Be looking for ANYWHERE to squat.
7) Try not to cry.
And don't forget... Those chill bumps that arise with a powerful sweat, are Natural. lol
Don't worry about the MULE, just load the WAGON!
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Re: So there I was...and then it was like I got stabbed in the gut.
[Re: straycat]
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05/25/16 06:23 AM
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Anniston, AL
ikillbux
ishootatbux
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ishootatbux
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Anniston, AL
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Dude!...you could've thrown a rock and hit me! Both the "Starship" and Mata's are just blocks from me. Wish I would've known, I would've bought your lunch!
Any chance you saw that turkey strutting out there yesterday? He's been out there the past two mornings in a row.
We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.
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Re: So there I was...and then it was like I got stabbed in the gut.
[Re: flatrock15]
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05/25/16 06:25 AM
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,971
Round ‘bout there
Clem
Mildly Quirky
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Mildly Quirky
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,971
Round ‘bout there
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Gotta love the ones that hit in the car. It works like this:
1) slide seat ALL the way back.
2) straighten legs ALL the way out.
3) Clinch the wheel and arse cheeks, try not to break it!
4) begin to say a Prayer.
5) Roll windows down.
6) Be looking for ANYWHERE to squat.
7) Try not to cry. Yep. Driving with clenched cheeks and straight knee-locked legs isn't easy.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: So there I was...and then it was like I got stabbed in the gut.
[Re: trox28]
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05/25/16 10:11 AM
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Posts: 3,850
Dothan/Hartford,Al
87dixieboy
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Dothan/Hartford,Al
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It don't get no better Trox. Had mine out 24 years ago and I am in the same boat. Before I had my gall bladder out I chit 1 time.ONCE in a place other than my own bathroom and that was in the woods when I was a kid.Don't know why I remember that but I do.Never EVER went to a public bathroom.If I had to go I'd hold it till I got home..Since I've had it out I don't give a damn if I gotta chit in a garbage can in a public bathroom or the middle of I65 during rush hour traffic when I feel it I better be getting somewhere FAST..I have also chit under a house before because there was no woods.When we get to a job first thing I do is scope out the closest woods for a comfortable tree that had fallen and is about 2 feet off the ground. LOL yall should try welchol
Only accurate rifles are interesting.
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Re: So there I was...and then it was like I got stabbed in the gut.
[Re: ikillbux]
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05/25/16 11:00 AM
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Posts: 19,096
Chelsea, AL
straycat
OP
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Chelsea, AL
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Dude!...you could've thrown a rock and hit me! Both the "Starship" and Mata's are just blocks from me. Wish I would've known, I would've bought your lunch!
Any chance you saw that turkey strutting out there yesterday? He's been out there the past two mornings in a row. Didn't see a turkey. I'll be back over multiple times in June taking measurements and documenting work on rehab that is ongoing. We'll try to meet up for lunch.
"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
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I needed this thread today. Im in tears gentlemen and I aint laughed that hard all year. 
