So my wife comes in the bedroom at 9:30 the other night, knowing full well I was tired and went to bed at 8:30 and proceeds to turn on 4 lights in the bedroom. Night stand, bathroom, very close hall light, and closet light. My little girl was in the floor sleeping too because "she wanted to". I sit up and say exactly this " what's going on? Why is there 4 lights on?" She says "I'm putting up clothes and I need to see". Then follows it up with "your getting so ill here lately"! I tip toe around the house in the AM when I'm getting ready and usually just feel for my clothes, but now I'm thinking "oh yeah, it's on". So she wakes me up out of a dead sleep, and now, she's mad at me! She was still mad last night when I got home! I know they're all crazy, but my wife has always been very rational.
I told her last night I could turn on the bathroom light and have enough light to paint the whole bedroom!! She didn't like that! Hell she had me so confused I almost apologized!!!!

She was working! lol

Its their world...you are just living in it!

there's no logic to them & it's a pure waste of energy trying to figure 'em out

Wimmenz is all crazy no doubt some just more than others...sounds to me like she has something on her mind that you should already know since you are a mind reader and all...At least thats the way it works at my house.

She did it on purpose and you know it. You did something earlier that pissed her off. You have to back track man.

Take a belt to those legs and nip it in the bud.

This!

I loaded the dish washer, made tea, and took my little girl back there with me to watch TV and get sleepy. Idk what I did wrong.

You'll probably never know what you did wrong. But I can guarantee you she could tell you what you did wrong at 11:53 a.m. on March 5, 1994. They be like that.

Bingo

Did this happen:

Wife walks into BR and asks "What on the TV?"
Globe's response: "Dust."

And that was the last day he was seen alive.

+1 yep; next time, throw the sheets back & rip the biggest fart of your life. That'll teach her to pull that crap next time.

No no no.....you wait til she's IN bed, then rip one UNDER the covers, then quickly pull the covers over her head and hold them down.

Or cut one loose ,pull covers over her head. When she gets up fighting mad, turn all the lights on and look at her like shes the bad guy in all this.lol

True story. My wife gets up a little before me in the mornings. Last week I'm laying there and I hear noise so I assume she's up in the other room. I rip a good one and she jumps up out of the bed cussing. She was so damn mad she threatened to leave me if I ever do it again. She told me later that she felt it.

awesome! a ginormous, bellowing fart is the great equalizer in marriage

A few weeks ago I had to get up at 2 am to go in early to work. I get home about 6 pm that night dead tired. I ate and went to bed early and she got mad that I went to bed without her (she wanted to stay up and watch TV). About 2 hours in she comes storming into the room wanting to know why I didn't put the food up. I went downstairs and threw all that mess out the backdoor to the dogs including the pots and pans it was in.

Paid for that for about a week.


Make no mistake though, that had nothing to do with the food. She was mad because I went to bed early and she wanted some attention.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Needy little things they are.

It's undefeated.