Speaking of frogs I caught wind that this fairy acting guy at work was deathly afraid of frogs so I did what any man would do and found a toad to put on him. I slipped into the room where he was sitting in a chair and slipped it over his shoulder. He came unglued...ran from the building crying and across the lawn to his office. He came out about 10 minutes later still shaken. Long story short I found out when he was a kid some sicko molested him and put live frogs on him while he was in the woods.


Talk about feeling like a POS.