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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888410
03/05/14 04:44 PM
03/05/14 04:44 PM
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Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 14,663
Tuscaloosa Co.
N2TRKYS
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 14,663
Tuscaloosa Co.
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You couldn't hit a bull in the a$$ with a bass fiddle
83% of all statistics are made up.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888412
03/05/14 04:44 PM
03/05/14 04:44 PM
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Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,421
Scottsboro, Al
jbatey1
Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,421
Scottsboro, Al
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Shes Hotter then a 2dollar pistol
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888414
03/05/14 04:44 PM
03/05/14 04:44 PM
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Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 342
Free State of Winston
Delmer
Care For Some Gopher?
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Care For Some Gopher?
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 342
Free State of Winston
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That looks like socks on a rooster !!
" with friends like DRIVEBY, Who needs enemies!!!"
"hey shaw, aim for the lump"
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888421
03/05/14 04:46 PM
03/05/14 04:46 PM
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 9,658
Pisgah Al
Bigbamaboy
OP
14 point
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OP
14 point
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 9,658
Pisgah Al
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One of my all time favorites. Not my saying but actually got to hear it used.
One guy told another... Boy you just assume walk down the main street of hell wearin gasoline drawers as mess with me.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888422
03/05/14 04:46 PM
03/05/14 04:46 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 10,979
wedowee
daniel white
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 10,979
wedowee
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As the crows flies. I'll be john brown Drunk as a bicycle. WTF. 
"You do and it will be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper" John Wayne
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888427
03/05/14 04:48 PM
03/05/14 04:48 PM
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Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,421
Scottsboro, Al
jbatey1
Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,421
Scottsboro, Al
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Had an old man once say to me
"look at the Sh!tter on that critter"
referring to a girl that had just walked by
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888433
03/05/14 04:50 PM
03/05/14 04:50 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,474
Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,474
Marshall County
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Dumber than a box of rocks
Ugly as a mud fence
Drunk as a barn owl. (I didn't know Barn Owls drank, but they must around here)
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888463
03/05/14 04:58 PM
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Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,392
Andalusia
sanderson
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,392
Andalusia
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Nervous as a sore tail cat in a room of rocking chairs
He looks like his cheese done slid off his cracker
3 things that define what kind of person a man is: women, money, and deer
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: bowtarist]
#888489
03/05/14 05:06 PM
03/05/14 05:06 PM
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Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,421
Scottsboro, Al
jbatey1
Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,421
Scottsboro, Al
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So ugly she's knock the buzzards off a gut wagon.
So ugly she'd snag lightin and bust thunder.
weird as a duck
When the weathers hot and sultry, its no time for adultry but when the frost is on the pumpkin, its time for peter dunkin. My cousin says that one all the time. That duck one reminded me of one: I'm like a duck, flat footed an don't give a f*ck
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888497
03/05/14 05:09 PM
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Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 52,614
Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
James
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 52,614
Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
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Your like a bull in a China shop..
You don't have the sense god gave a billy goat..
My names Sam & I don't give a damn..
Last edited by james; 03/05/14 05:10 PM.
Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: BD]
#888524
03/05/14 05:17 PM
03/05/14 05:17 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 15,547
Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
Used to be TiderBD
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Used to be TiderBD
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 15,547
Panhandle Florida
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Somebody shot at me and missed, chit on me and hit.
I feel like a wolf chit me off a cliff.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
USAF Veteran
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888537
03/05/14 05:19 PM
03/05/14 05:19 PM
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Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 14,663
Tuscaloosa Co.
N2TRKYS
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 14,663
Tuscaloosa Co.
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I came here to do two things; drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like I'm almost out of beer.
83% of all statistics are made up.
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