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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: DHW]
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03/06/14 04:01 AM
03/06/14 04:01 AM
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Shelby County, AL
Tracker
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Posts: 3,180
Shelby County, AL
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I think that "the whole nine yards" is referring to the amount of concrete that a concrete truck can hold, When you use the whole truck load you have used "the whole nine yards". I dispatched concrete trucks for 2 years, several years ago. Our trucks could hold 10 yards.
"It's not how hard you can hit, it's how hard you can get hit and keep going" Rocky Balboa
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
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03/06/14 04:13 AM
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Brierfield
Beadlescomb
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Brierfield
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Good day to be a duck (if it's raining)
He'd rather stand outside in the rain and tell a lie than to come inside and tell the truth
If I was feeling any better today I'd be twins.
(After going fishing) catch anything? I sure hope not
She's so ugly :
-her momma had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
-she could snag snag forked lightning and run it up a tree backwards
-make a freight train take a dirt road
It was so hard you couldn't turn the skin on it with a 36inch pipe wrench.
That's like a sore pecker you just can't beat it
And finally.
I'm sorer than a blistered p*ssy in a pecker patch
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#888993
03/06/14 04:52 AM
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Posts: 3,508
Jemison, AL
kendall
10 point
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10 point
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Posts: 3,508
Jemison, AL
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One of my all time favorites. Not my saying but actually got to hear it used.
One guy told another... Boy you just assume walk down the main street of hell wearin gasoline drawers as mess with me. Some folks from Tennessee were at the plant working when I overheard a conversation. He told the other guy "you had rather $h!t in yo momma's favorite frying pan than mess with me boy" It took me a couple of minutes to quit laughing.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#889098
03/06/14 06:01 AM
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Posts: 15,986
Brierfield
Beadlescomb
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Posts: 15,986
Brierfield
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You ain't old till you sit on a toilet and your nuts dip down in the water.
Told an old man that one time and he said his nuts must not be any good because they float
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#889100
03/06/14 06:01 AM
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Posts: 2,057
Alabama Wetumpka
Talltines
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on probation
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Posts: 2,057
Alabama Wetumpka
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Look at those Sweater Puppys
His Family tree don't fork
Butter face- Every thing is fine But her Face
I'm Just a Squirrel tring to get a nut
She could eat corn threw a picked fence
Hunting Is my Obsession, My Passion, My Everything, Oh so is my wife.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#889108
03/06/14 06:03 AM
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Posts: 11,348
Prattville AL
ElkHunter
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Booner
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Posts: 11,348
Prattville AL
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Look at the sweater muffins on that one
That girl has her head lights on
Bat chit crazy
Bad shot on a dove shoot... Boy you need to quit practicing shoot and release.
Alabama Hog Control, Inc. www.alabamahogcontrol.comBarry Estes The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#889125
03/06/14 06:09 AM
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Posts: 4,692
McCalla, Al
hopper35005
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Posts: 4,692
McCalla, Al
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Great gobs of goose chit, and Thats worse than chicken chit on the pump handle
Let them walk ...and grow them big
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#889148
03/06/14 06:25 AM
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Alabama
buck_buster
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Alabama
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Boy when I get done with you it's gonna be to wet to plow and to dry to plant.
I love the rut. The woods are like a bunch of roided up meatheads fighting over a girl.
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: deerman24]
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03/06/14 06:52 AM
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Posts: 5,577
Tuscaloosa, AL
Bowfool
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12 point
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Posts: 5,577
Tuscaloosa, AL
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as stupid as a one legged man entering in a kicking contest. Hey! I take offense to that remark!!! 
‘Obama Is the Greatest Hoax Ever Perpetrated on the American People’ - Clint Eastwood
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#889222
03/06/14 07:06 AM
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Posts: 7,954
north Alabama
biglmbass
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14 point
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Posts: 7,954
north Alabama
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Effed up as a square BB.
Talking about a skinny woman.....
"you couldn't hit her with a handful of corn"
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
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03/06/14 07:10 AM
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ford150man
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Ugly as a mud fence dobbed with green lizards.
He's whoever's dog's hunting.
He'd climb a tree to tell a lie when he could stand on the ground and tell the truth.
She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
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03/06/14 07:12 AM
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Brierfield
Beadlescomb
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Look at the horns on that billy goat
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Re: Funny Southern sayings.
[Re: Bigbamaboy]
#889242
03/06/14 07:18 AM
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Posts: 2,057
Alabama Wetumpka
Talltines
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on probation
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Posts: 2,057
Alabama Wetumpka
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You got a Perdy mouth Boy!!
Hes a limp wrister
I'd hit that
You gonna Skin that smoke wagon
I'm ur huckleberry
she could suck u cross eyed
Hunting Is my Obsession, My Passion, My Everything, Oh so is my wife.
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