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Funny Southern sayings. #888324
03/05/14 04:26 PM
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Pisgah Al
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Beadlecombs reference to the elusive soup sandwich got me thinking about some of the stuff we say and ppl just look at us, especially up north.

I like:
Tits on a boar hog.
Fine as frog hair split four ways
Dry as cracker juice
Slick as deer guts on a door knob
Burn the bearings.... Thanks Daniel
Nervous as a cat on a hot tin roof
Too big a cat to get tricked by a kitten
Not seen you in a month of Sundays
Sweatin like a whore in church

Those aren't all, but the ones that i may use at any given time.
What's yours?


Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888333
03/05/14 04:29 PM
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If you only knew.....
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If you only knew.....
Hotter than two rats !@#$%^&* in a wool sock...


Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves...

Confucius
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888336
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Buc-ee’s Beach Express
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Wrong as two left shoes
Crazier than a rund over dog


Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888343
03/05/14 04:31 PM
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Tuscaloosa Co.
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Slap wore out


Busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest


Ugly as homemade sin


83% of all statistics are made up.

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: leroycnbucks] #888344
03/05/14 04:31 PM
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Panhandle Florida
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Slicker than elephant chit on a linoleum floor.


A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.


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Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888351
03/05/14 04:32 PM
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If you only knew.....
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If you only knew.....
She's hotter than fish grease....


Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves...

Confucius
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: N2TRKYS] #888356
03/05/14 04:33 PM
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Pisgah Al
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Originally Posted By: N2TRKYS
Slap wore out


Busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest


Ugly as homemade sin


I forgot about homemade sin. I use that often.


Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888357
03/05/14 04:34 PM
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Scottsboro, Al
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My gf just said she was "madder then a wet hen" that I'm always on this site.


The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888358
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Pisgah Al
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Queer as a football bat.


Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888360
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colder than a witches tit in a brass bra


The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888364
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Holly Pond, AL
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Luckier than a three d!cked dog in a pen full of bitches.

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888368
03/05/14 04:36 PM
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If you only knew.....
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If you only knew.....
My !$@% so hard a cat couldn't scratch it...


Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves...

Confucius
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: NightHunter] #888373
03/05/14 04:37 PM
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Panhandle Florida
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That gal has an ass 2 axe handles wide.

That boy been beat by the ugly stick.


A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.


USAF Veteran
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888375
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hotter than a billy goats ass in a pepper patch


The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888390
03/05/14 04:39 PM
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Fosters, Alabama, USA
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Fosters, Alabama, USA
Corn


"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call

ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888392
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don't know your Ass from a hole in the ground

Drunk as cooter brown


The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888394
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One I heard the other day from one of the young guys at the shop:

"That dog's deader'n 2 Pac."


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888397
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What in the Sam Hill

That crazy heifer

By George

Hey you and hickey


"You do and it will be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper" John Wayne
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888398
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colbert county
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colder than a well diggers ass


“Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it.” ― Ronald Reagan
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888400
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I never realized it, but when northerners hear some of these sayings they have to think we are crazy.


The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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