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Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888404
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You'd rather jack off a bob cat with a hand full of cuckleburs in a phoneboth than mess with me boy.

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888408
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Harder than a southern baptist preachers d#@% up a calfs azz.

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888410
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You couldn't hit a bull in the a$$ with a bass fiddle


83% of all statistics are made up.

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888411
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Your mom’s house
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Your mom’s house
Crazy as a shithouse rat

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888412
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Scottsboro, Al
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Shes Hotter then a 2dollar pistol


The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888414
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Free State of Winston
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Care For Some Gopher?
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Free State of Winston
That looks like socks on a rooster !!


" with friends like DRIVEBY, Who needs enemies!!!"

"hey shaw, aim for the lump"
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888421
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Pisgah Al
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One of my all time favorites. Not my saying but actually got to hear it used.

One guy told another... Boy you just assume walk down the main street of hell wearin gasoline drawers as mess with me.


Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888422
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As the crows flies.

I'll be john brown

Drunk as a bicycle.

WTF. laugh


"You do and it will be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper" John Wayne
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888427
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Had an old man once say to me

"look at the Sh!tter on that critter"

referring to a girl that had just walked by


The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888433
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Marshall County
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Marshall County
Dumber than a box of rocks

Ugly as a mud fence

Drunk as a barn owl. (I didn't know Barn Owls drank, but they must around here)


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888448
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coffee county
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coffee county
Well I'm hanging in there like a hair in a biscut

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888463
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Andalusia
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Nervous as a sore tail cat in a room of rocking chairs

He looks like his cheese done slid off his cracker


3 things that define what kind of person a man is: women, money, and deer
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888471
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his belt dont go through all his loops loco


"You do and it will be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper" John Wayne
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888482
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Pisgah, AL
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So ugly she's knock the buzzards off a gut wagon.

So ugly she'd snag lightin and bust thunder.

weird as a duck

When the weathers hot and sultry, its no time for adultry but when the frost is on the pumpkin, its time for peter dunkin. My cousin says that one all the time.

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: bowtarist] #888489
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Originally Posted By: bowtarist
So ugly she's knock the buzzards off a gut wagon.

So ugly she'd snag lightin and bust thunder.

weird as a duck

When the weathers hot and sultry, its no time for adultry but when the frost is on the pumpkin, its time for peter dunkin. My cousin says that one all the time.


That duck one reminded me of one:

I'm like a duck, flat footed an don't give a f*ck


The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888492
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McCalla, Alabama
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He is happier than a puppy with 2 peckers.

I'll be a suck egg mule.


ROLL TIDE !!!

Enough Said....
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888497
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Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
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Your like a bull in a China shop..
You don't have the sense god gave a billy goat..

My names Sam & I don't give a damn..

Last edited by james; 03/05/14 05:10 PM.

Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888500
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AL
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Slicker then a 2 d%#ed billy goat

Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: BD] #888524
03/05/14 05:17 PM
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Panhandle Florida
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Panhandle Florida
Somebody shot at me and missed, chit on me and hit.

I feel like a wolf chit me off a cliff.


A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.


USAF Veteran
Re: Funny Southern sayings. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #888537
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Tuscaloosa Co.
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I came here to do two things; drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like I'm almost out of beer.


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