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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/13/14 04:58 PM
02/13/14 04:58 PM
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My wife just reminded me of this.
Okay, one day about 3 years ago I came home at lunch on Friday. We were leaving to go out of town that afternoon. I was in our front bathroom taking a shucks. Sometimes when I am at home, I will take off my shirt and pants before I sit down to do my business.
Well, I am home alone so, I didn't close the door.
Let me back up. We used to pay the high school kid across the street to feed our dogs while we were out of town.
So, I am sitting on the toilet naked. I hear the front door open. I assume it is my wife. No big deal. I am looking out the door as I hear footsteps. About the time they get even with the door, I say hello.
It is the guys girlfriend. She has on he cheerleader outfit and came by to feed the dog for him because he could not come home because of football. She froze when she saw me. Like a deer in the headlights. I freaked out and stood up. I had no clothes on. She was frozen and could not move. I finally jumped behind closet door.
Instead of leaving, she walked down the hall like nothing happened. Of course, I understand all the cheerleaders and football players heard about the guy who,lives across the street from Ross who shits naked.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: doekiller]
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02/13/14 05:02 PM
02/13/14 05:02 PM
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Shaw
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?....Of course, I understand all the cheerleaders and football players heard about the guy who,lives across the street from Ross who shits naked. ....and has something between his legs that looks like a pecker, but only smaller.
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: Shaw]
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02/13/14 05:04 PM
02/13/14 05:04 PM
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doekiller
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?....Of course, I understand all the cheerleaders and football players heard about the guy who,lives across the street from Ross who shits naked. ....and has something between his legs that looks like a pecker, but only smaller. that too.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: doekiller]
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02/13/14 05:09 PM
02/13/14 05:09 PM
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My wife just reminded me of this.
Okay, one day about 3 years ago I came home at lunch on Friday. We were leaving to go out of town that afternoon. I was in our front bathroom taking a shucks. Sometimes when I am at home, I will take off my shirt and pants before I sit down to do my business.
Well, I am home alone so, I didn't close the door.
Let me back up. We used to pay the high school kid across the street to feed our dogs while we were out of town.
So, I am sitting on the toilet naked. I hear the front door open. I assume it is my wife. No big deal. I am looking out the door as I hear footsteps. About the time they get even with the door, I say hello.
It is the guys girlfriend. She has on he cheerleader outfit and came by to feed the dog for him because he could not come home because of football. She froze when she saw me. Like a deer in the headlights. I freaked out and stood up. I had no clothes on. She was frozen and could not move. I finally jumped behind closet door.
Instead of leaving, she walked down the hall like nothing happened. Of course, I understand all the cheerleaders and football players heard about the guy who,lives across the street from Ross who shits naked. Doekiller to cheerleader: "Well howdy, neighbor! I was just going to make a turd! Care to join me for a cup?"
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: yoteslayer0927]
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02/13/14 06:08 PM
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I am on the floor crying October...... I'm bout to die I hurt so bad from laughing.
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/13/14 06:15 PM
02/13/14 06:15 PM
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Wow October your slip makes my congratulating Mark Godfrey on his semen not so bad now.
GO NOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/13/14 06:25 PM
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Its kinda like skydiving.Once you have done it everything else in life is gonna be a cakewalk
Psalm 27:1 The Lord is my light and my salvation,whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life;of whom shall I be afraid?
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/13/14 06:29 PM
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That is very true! I've been cake walking for a long time too.
GO NOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/13/14 06:58 PM
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I had this real ball buster professor in college. It was a really tough class and we had to submit most of our assignments through the school network. We had an assignment due at 8:00 PM one night and I tried to upload my work at around 6:00PM. The network was down and didn't come back up until the next morning. I called a friend of mine just to confirm that it wasn't just me having trouble. Well the next day at class I talked to her about the issue and she wouldn't budge and wouldn't accept my work nor anyone elses that didn't have it uploaded before the network crashed. I was pissed.
Well the next week she passes out professor evaluations. I let her have it on the evaluation. I gave her a terrible score and wrote that she needed to be more human and less robot. I thought that these were the evaluations that went to the dean for the school.
They weren't. These were her own little survey that she had made up herself. So she puts mine in all of it's glory up on the projection screen in front of the class. Then she read it while staring at me the whole time.
"The aggies are going to destroy bama" Burbank
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/13/14 09:10 PM
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If she was really like that. I wouldve had the biggest chit eatin grin on my face an laughed the whole time she read it.
"To God Be The Glory"
"I'm in if it involves sticking my hand in a hole". Brent mashburn.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/14/14 12:11 AM
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On the way back from Mobile with my sister one day I had to go BAD and pulled off at the Connaco station at the Stockton exit. As I was in the only stall sitting on the toilet, I hear fast short footsteps and the door burst open and this nice looking young lady starts urgently beating on my stall door and looking thru the crack begging me to let her in that she has to go REALLY bad. I believe she would have sat in my lap and went! I said let me get my pants and flush and I would be right out. Well that was not fast enough for her and she ran out leaving a trail of brown spots on the floor into the womens bathroom where my sister was using the only stall and she ended up going in the garbage can. She left a trail the whole way. When I came out the door there were two teenage girls who were with her standing there with eyes big as saucers. My sister knew her and went out to her car to get her some clean clothes.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams
He alone is educated who has learned the lessons of open-mindedness
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/14/14 04:08 AM
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Doing the best I can.
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I've been seen in public with Mangler.
The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/14/14 04:19 AM
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Posts: 29,032 Fosters, Alabama, USA
Shaw
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I've been seen in public with Mangler, Bronco, Skinny, Riverrat, DriveBy and Delmer.
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings
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