That's pretty good. I was goin to start this thread the other day and you beat me to it.

When I was about ten years old, I was out entertaining my self with a can of black spray paint. Idk what I was thinkin but i wrote some profanities on a huge stump in our back yard. I was going to paint over them, but due to a short attention span i was off to something else. Latter on that day my parents had some friends over. One of them goes walkin into the back and bust out laughing. I soon realized what the fuss was about. Whoops.