IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A TICKET THEN TECHNICALLY YOU HAVE BEEN ARRESTED. WHEN YOU SIGN YOUR TICKET YOU ARE SIGNING YOUR BOND AND IF YOU REFUSE TO SIGN THEN YOU WILL BE TAKEN TO JAIL IN BRACELETS AND IN THE BACK OF A CAR


Fletch

Triple Toe Assassins, Where Pellets Meet Peckers

"A turkey's brain development exceeds that of nearly all vice-presidents." - TOM KELLY

The bird possesses a remarkable ability to turn arrogance into hopelessness. - TOM KELLY