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Jesus's new ceiling fan
#661478
08/28/13 01:39 PM
08/28/13 01:39 PM
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Posts: 1,177
saraland,al
slanddeerhunter
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6 point
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,177
saraland,al
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Obama's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Re: Jesus's new ceiling fan
[Re: slanddeerhunter]
#661491
08/28/13 01:49 PM
08/28/13 01:49 PM
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steelman
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steelman
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 sad but true
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Re: Jesus's new ceiling fan
[Re: slanddeerhunter]
#662163
08/29/13 08:54 AM
08/29/13 08:54 AM
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Joined: May 2013
Posts: 50
talladega county alabama
edward
spike
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spike
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 50
talladega county alabama
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it's old but true lol I have that on my trapping site from five years ago
always looking to remove yotes in exchange for trapping rights after deer season is closed in the coosa county and talladega area
always looking to buy good used traps
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