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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648120
08/12/13 03:42 PM
08/12/13 03:42 PM
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Joined: Aug 2012
Posts: 764
Agricola, Ms
YamG3
4 point
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4 point
Joined: Aug 2012
Posts: 764
Agricola, Ms
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That mosquito is so big he could stand flat footed and rape a chicken.
Shakin the trees and raking the leaves!
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: DWRich]
#648134
08/12/13 03:51 PM
08/12/13 03:51 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 37,863
Boxes Cove
2Dogs
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 37,863
Boxes Cove
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" well , I'll swan"
"dad blame"
"so black, when he farts, soot comes out"
" I'm so hungry, ever time I swaller my ass says thank ye."
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: alhawk]
#648137
08/12/13 03:52 PM
08/12/13 03:52 PM
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 388
Pace, Florida
allsteve
4 point
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4 point
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 388
Pace, Florida
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Been to two World Fairs and a goat screwin' and aint never seen such as this I've been to two county fairs, a goat roping and a cock fight and I aint never seen nothing like this....
“A free people ought to be armed.” George Washington
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: bamabeagler]
#648154
08/12/13 03:58 PM
08/12/13 03:58 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 17,351
Madison
BowtechDan
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 17,351
Madison
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"That boys two bricks shy of a load."
Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648156
08/12/13 03:59 PM
08/12/13 03:59 PM
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Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 996
McCalla
click-boom
6 point
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6 point
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 996
McCalla
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Slicker than owl s_it on a okra plate
Stomach so messed up I could s_it through a screen door
Drunk as cooter brown
Drunk as a bicycle
kill em all let God sort em out
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648158
08/12/13 03:59 PM
08/12/13 03:59 PM
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 388
Pace, Florida
allsteve
4 point
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4 point
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 388
Pace, Florida
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you'd bitch if your nuts were caught in a gold vise....
“A free people ought to be armed.” George Washington
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648294
08/12/13 05:25 PM
08/12/13 05:25 PM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 7,153
Hoover
40Bucks
OP
14 point
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OP
14 point
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 7,153
Hoover
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He's as tight as the bark on a tree. (won't spend money)
He would make a cup of coffee nervous.
Is you for me, or is you ain't?
Last edited by Pass_the_Buck; 08/12/13 06:28 PM.
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648438
08/13/13 03:29 AM
08/13/13 03:29 AM
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Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 7,227
In The Stack
General
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 7,227
In The Stack
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It's hotter than a set of jumper cables at a colored funeral.
It rained so much it washed the dogs out from under the porch.
If that boy lost one IQ point you'd have to water him to keep him alive.
That boy's sorrier than gulley dirt.
"I'd rather go down the river with seven studs than with a hundred ****heads"
- Colonel Charlie Beckwith
Founder Delta Force
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: Shaw]
#648474
08/13/13 04:03 AM
08/13/13 04:03 AM
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Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 27,159
Helena
3toe
Talking Turkey
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Talking Turkey
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 27,159
Helena
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His luck is so bad if it was raining p***y he would pick up one with a pecker in it. Winner! I actually LOL on that one.  I think Shaw speaks from experience.
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648479
08/13/13 04:13 AM
08/13/13 04:13 AM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 6,335
Clay-Trussville area
Big Al
12 point
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12 point
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 6,335
Clay-Trussville area
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When my granddad would see something he didn't like (like some commercials on TV), he would say, "That makes my butt want to chew chewing gum."
Had a baseball coach who's favorite saying when someone made an error or swung at a bad pitch, "Well I'll be a suckass mule."
"Said I never had much use for one; never said I didn't know how to use it".
-Matthew Quigley in "Quigley Down Under"
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648534
08/13/13 05:26 AM
08/13/13 05:26 AM
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 19,325
Chelsea, AL
straycat
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 19,325
Chelsea, AL
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You can't push a rope
Gotta see a man about a dog
Been rode hard and put up wet
They don't have a pot to piss in
That's like pulling hens teeth
The only difference between you and a bag of #%&@..is the bag
I've gotta pee like a rushing race horse
Barking up the wrong tree
Either fish or cut bait
That dog will hunt
Quit sitting there like a bump on a log (or a bump on a pickle, as my grandmother used to say)
He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper sack
Last edited by straycat; 08/13/13 05:26 AM.
"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648735
08/13/13 09:24 AM
08/13/13 09:24 AM
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Posts: 4,701
McCalla, Al
hopper35005
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 4,701
McCalla, Al
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Hotter than a double pecker rooster in a hen house
Let them walk ...and grow them big
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