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Jeff Bezos divorce attempt #4310968
04/14/25 08:33 AM
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So you want to off your second gold digging wife? Put her on your own rocket ship...


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Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4310974
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Kind of what I was thinking. No way I would have got on that thing with her.

Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4310976
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I don't think they're married....just "engaged"


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Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4310978
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Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4310980
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All female crew. It'll come back with scratches on the quarter panels and a dented front and rear bumper.

Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4310981
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Originally Posted by Overland
All female crew. It'll come back with scratches on the quarter panels and a dented front and rear bumper.

At least one wheel will have severe curb rash and there will be 6 or 7 half-empty Stanley Cups or whatever the water bottle-du-jour is

Last edited by GomerPyle; 04/14/25 09:09 AM.

There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Overland] #4310992
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Originally Posted by Overland
All female crew. It'll come back with scratches on the quarter panels and a dented front and rear bumper.


And have no clue how it happened

Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Overland] #4311001
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Originally Posted by Overland
All female crew. It'll come back with scratches on the quarter panels and a dented front and rear bumper.


And an empty gas tank.

Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: GomerPyle] #4311019
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Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Originally Posted by Overland
All female crew. It'll come back with scratches on the quarter panels and a dented front and rear bumper.

At least one wheel will have severe curb rash and there will be 6 or 7 half-empty Stanley Cups or whatever the water bottle-du-jour is



Or stuck in space.

Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Turkey] #4311025
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Originally Posted by Turkey
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Originally Posted by Overland
All female crew. It'll come back with scratches on the quarter panels and a dented front and rear bumper.

At least one wheel will have severe curb rash and there will be 6 or 7 half-empty Stanley Cups or whatever the water bottle-du-jour is



Or stuck in space.


Elon will pick them up.


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Blue Origin is the biggest bunch of bull there is. The entire "ride" (I refuse to call it a space flight) lasts about 11 minutes. Goes about 60 miles above earth's surface.

Nothing more than an amped up Disney World ride.


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Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4311048
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It won’t get off the ground if they don’t have a cell phone and makeup bag in their hand.

Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4311087
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A truly amazing event! Bezos got six women together and they all were wearing the same outfit.

Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: DryFire] #4311100
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Originally Posted by DryFire
A truly amazing event! Bezos got six women together and they all were wearing the same outfit.



lol lol





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Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4311105
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I'll bet ground controls ears were bleeding before the mission was over.

Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: hunterbuck] #4311123
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Originally Posted by hunterbuck
Blue Origin is the biggest bunch of bull there is. The entire "ride" (I refuse to call it a space flight) lasts about 11 minutes. Goes about 60 miles above earth's surface.

Nothing more than an amped up Disney World ride.

I’ve smoked more MJ in my teens than that thing gets higher.


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Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4311125
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Can't make this up...he sent 6 women into "space" in a rocket that looks like a huge dildo

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Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4311132
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And they probably broke the speed limit several times & had the visor on the passenger side down, to check the make-up out.

Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4311133
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They are catching hell on social media for this stunt

Re: Jeff Bezos divorce attempt [Re: Skinny] #4311143
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I’m surprised that it left on time.


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