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Re: Dirty Santa gift ideas [Re: top cat] #4239426
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Buy some sex toys and steal them back so you and the wife can use them

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Last time I played I bought a hot wheels car put it in a big box and some big fishing weights to give it a little weight. Duct tapped box shut and wrapped it up nice. Never been asked to play again.

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We do a $10 gift that has to come from a gas station. Same principal.


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Originally Posted by jwalker77
Dildos are about as dirty as you could get legally, i reckon. Not good for when theres kids around though. I would get one of them giant black ones if i was gona do it. Youll learn some things about people when that thing comes out

Yes, indeed

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Only Folks making fun of shake weights are the ones that never used one 😂🤣😂

I don’t agree with the negativity in studies either, I know super athletes that can’t shake a 1 gallon paint can for 5 minutes.

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Re: Dirty Santa gift ideas [Re: top cat] #4239538
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Wax ring for a toilet with $20 hidden inside.

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My buddy got a blow up sex doll at our work Christmas party…he’s a great God fearing dude and it was absolutely hilarious 😆


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Fart machine wrapped in a gift bag will bring out the middle schooler in everyone. Hit it every time someone bends over to get the gift.

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It depends on the family/group. You can't do sex toys or naughty gifts with kids present. The best advice is buy something you would want to take home, for the guys, because the ladies are going to buy for them. Guys want something too.


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Originally Posted by top cat


New to this type of thing. Any good ideas for something around $20.



Need to know more of the parameters.

A good Richard Simmons DVD has been funny.
The absolute largest pair of granny panties you can find are also great.
I have seen someone bring a hamster before

But if you are looking for good gift
bullets (22 or something)
cash or gift cards
A smoked sausage and cheese gift pack
Beer or whiskey can always be a big hit with adults

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It's for the city Christmas party. Staff, PD and FD. I'm liking the pinecone idea.


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Sneak in an extra gift. This causes trouble at the end.

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