Reminds me of a story my son told me when he was third year medical student. He had to do a rotation with a general practice doc in a rural town in North Alabama. Said the doctor looked just like Col Sanders of KFC fame and would say anything. Well, one morning a big ole black lady came in complaining of "vaginal dryness". The doc got her up on the exam table and feet in the stirrups and he did a little "probing" with his fingers. About that time the doc said "ooh wee ma'am you' s as dry as a potato chip" to which she responded " I know dat's right"!