Just being humorous in that I've never puffed the magic dragon. Isn't any comparison of Marijuana to alcohol a non sequitur? I've been told that one puff off of a joint gives an instantaneous high, while one, single drink of alcohol does not produce the same and takes much more consumption.

"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton