The other night my wife brought in a wrapped up sack of coal that someone I kinda know had brought in the bar to give me. I was thinking they were trying to be a smart alec because I wasn’t quite sure if we were on good terms. I was already planning on catching a possum and putting it in their mailbox when my wife found a note talking about how giving someone coal meant they wouldn’t go cold in the winter and how it’s actually supposed to be a nice gesture. I guess it’s something yankees do, I’d never heard of such