Hey Fur, that thing you call a "pine goat" is actually a deer. Its an entirely different species. The "ditch pickle" is not an actual fermented cucumber, its actually a bass, thats a fish generally found in a river or a lake, maybe a pond but seldom in a ditch. Those big bucks all yall keep referring to as "monsters" or "toads", you got it, theyre actually just male deer. And the women yall refer to as "smokeshows", they dont actually smoke at all, theyre just pretty females. I just thought i would join in on Todds english lesson, and Todd its actually American, if you go to England, it sounds a bt different.