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Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Buckwheat] #3948644
07/30/23 03:50 PM
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Come at my pecker with a needle and the turtle will hide in its shell for a long time


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Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Buckwheat] #3948648
07/30/23 04:04 PM
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Zippers make me nervous so no needle is going to get close.


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Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Buckwheat] #3948649
07/30/23 04:05 PM
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Cialis is the choice. Blue Chews, Hims, Romans. Lots of places to get them.

Re: Shaft Shots [Re: woodduck] #3948664
07/30/23 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by woodduck
Originally Posted by CAL
Haven’t dispensed any of these in several years. The thought of it always makes me cringe.

We sell the piss out of Viagra though at $1 per 20mg tablet.
damn they only a dollar now?


That’s what we sell the 20mg for. More bang for your buck. smile

Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Buckwheat] #3948666
07/30/23 04:35 PM
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Try a little hippi hay. It makes a difference I hear. 😁

Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Buckwheat] #3948668
07/30/23 04:36 PM
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"Why do you ask"?

Always vote the slowest path to socialism.







Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Buckwheat] #3948675
07/30/23 04:50 PM
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Needle in the pee pee nope

Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Buckwheat] #3948681
07/30/23 05:00 PM
07/30/23 05:00 PM
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I would get an penile implant before I took shots there.

They install a pump/valve in your scrotum and when you get ready you just pump it up, turn the valve when done and let er' down.

Many men who are prostate cancer survivors choose that option if they can't get an erection after treatment.

Some men choose the injections, some can get by with Cialis or Viagra.

Some can't ever recover and are able to do nothing.


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Re: Shaft Shots [Re: CAL] #3948683
07/30/23 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by CAL
Haven’t dispensed any of these in several years. The thought of it always makes me cringe.

We sell the piss out of Viagra though at $1 per 20mg tablet.

100 mg is what I take. I am 54. Makes it so hard a cat can't scratch it.

Re: Shaft Shots [Re: dBmV] #3948777
07/30/23 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by dBmV
One of the side effects of the blue pill is migraines. Sucks when she's ready, its ready, and all you can think about how much you just want to be left alone until this headache goes away. Sometimes you got to do what you got to do though.


I’ll suffer through any headache, cause I promise the poontang is worth it.

Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Buckwheat] #3949008
07/31/23 11:48 AM
07/31/23 11:48 AM
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a friend of mine took something from a gas station said it did not make it bigger but it did make get to it's fullest potentail. Said his wife got finished long before he let her up. LOL said she kept telling him she'd had more then she had asked for. LOL

Re: Shaft Shots [Re: BradB] #3949060
07/31/23 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by BradB
On a side note a buddy of mine was actually married to a real life smoking hot nympho.As a young man I would have thought I hit the lottery to come across such a creature, but the reality of it is does not live up to the fantasy. He was young middle age, in great shape and had to start getting t shots so he could keep up with her. I always thought one a day was a pretty nice groove, but 4-5 a day every day would get a little old after a while. It did for him.


I got tangled up with one of them from Dublin, Georgia way back in the day.
It's fun for the first month or so and pretty soon it gets to be like clocking in to a damn job.


Don't let life get in the way of living
Re: Shaft Shots [Re: 2Dogs] #3949102
07/31/23 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 2Dogs

Yep!! I’d rather her just cook me a nice juicy pork roast!! As I get older the more my priorities change.

Last edited by marshmud991; 07/31/23 02:06 PM.

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.


Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Dustin] #3949105
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Originally Posted by Dustin
Originally Posted by BradB
On a side note a buddy of mine was actually married to a real life smoking hot nympho.As a young man I would have thought I hit the lottery to come across such a creature, but the reality of it is does not live up to the fantasy. He was young middle age, in great shape and had to start getting t shots so he could keep up with her. I always thought one a day was a pretty nice groove, but 4-5 a day every day would get a little old after a while. It did for him.


I got tangled up with one of them from Dublin, Georgia way back in the day.
It's fun for the first month or so and pretty soon it gets to be like clocking in to a damn job.

Her name wasn’t Tamara? I sure had fun that week with her in Dublin Georgia. I wasn’t worried about no pork roast back then.


It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.


Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Buckwheat] #3949113
07/31/23 02:21 PM
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Any thread on Aldeer about poopoo or peepee = several pages long.

Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Buckwheat] #3949116
07/31/23 02:23 PM
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Nope..... that's a no needle zone. Eff that noise.


"Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters."

-- Archibald Rutledge
Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Dustin] #3949120
07/31/23 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Dustin
Originally Posted by BradB
On a side note a buddy of mine was actually married to a real life smoking hot nympho.As a young man I would have thought I hit the lottery to come across such a creature, but the reality of it is does not live up to the fantasy. He was young middle age, in great shape and had to start getting t shots so he could keep up with her. I always thought one a day was a pretty nice groove, but 4-5 a day every day would get a little old after a while. It did for him.


I got tangled up with one of them from Dublin, Georgia way back in the day.
It's fun for the first month or so and pretty soon it gets to be like clocking in to a damn job.


I think I got tangled up with her for a couple of months in Rock Hill, SC back in 1991 or maybe it was 5 months in Montgomery in 1994, no that was two different versions of the same gal. Its all kind of a blur nowadays but I do remember having to call into work on a few occasions cause she wouldn't let me out the door.


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"You must have free speech in order to have democracy. That's why it is the First Amendment.
And the Second Amendment is there to ensure that we have the First Amendment." -- Elon Musk 10-6-2024
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Skinny] #3949192
07/31/23 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Skinny
Originally Posted by Dustin
Originally Posted by BradB
On a side note a buddy of mine was actually married to a real life smoking hot nympho.As a young man I would have thought I hit the lottery to come across such a creature, but the reality of it is does not live up to the fantasy. He was young middle age, in great shape and had to start getting t shots so he could keep up with her. I always thought one a day was a pretty nice groove, but 4-5 a day every day would get a little old after a while. It did for him.


I got tangled up with one of them from Dublin, Georgia way back in the day.
It's fun for the first month or so and pretty soon it gets to be like clocking in to a damn job.


I think I got tangled up with her for a couple of months in Rock Hill, SC back in 1991 or maybe it was 5 months in Montgomery in 1994, no that was two different versions of the same gal. Its all kind of a blur nowadays but I do remember having to call into work on a few occasions cause she wouldn't let me out the door.


I always heard blind women are hell on a man 😀

Re: Shaft Shots [Re: CAL] #3949218
07/31/23 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by CAL
Originally Posted by woodduck
Originally Posted by CAL
Haven’t dispensed any of these in several years. The thought of it always makes me cringe.

We sell the piss out of Viagra though at $1 per 20mg tablet.
damn they only a dollar now?


That’s what we sell the 20mg for. More bang for your buck. smile

Originally Posted by CAL
Originally Posted by woodduck
Originally Posted by CAL
Haven’t dispensed any of these in several years. The thought of it always makes me cringe.

We sell the piss out of Viagra though at $1 per 20mg tablet.
damn they only a dollar now?



That’s what we sell the 20mg for. More bang for your buck. smile

Where would a feller get some of them 1.00 love pills at?..asking for a friend

Re: Shaft Shots [Re: Cuz-Pat] #3949406
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Originally Posted by Cuz-Pat
I would get an penile implant before I took shots there.

They install a pump/valve in your scrotum and when you get ready you just pump it up, turn the valve when done and let er' down.

Many men who are prostate cancer survivors choose that option if they can't get an erection after treatment.

Some men choose the injections, some can get by with Cialis or Viagra.

Some can't ever recover and are able to do nothing.




Aw heck no. I woulld be blowed the end off of it from over pressuring.



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