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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price
[Re: Ridge Life]
#3881243
03/20/23 02:36 PM
03/20/23 02:36 PM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,223 Northport, AL
GomerPyle
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,223
Northport, AL
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Was the juice worth the squeeze GOMER? It was truly unintentional. They sit in this spot all the time and I know to watch for them, plus I rarely drive that fast over the speed limit anyway. I this particular instance, GomerJr had broken the nose piece off his sunglasses, so I was trying to slip the nose piece back on. I wasn't weaving or anything, but admittedly I wasn't paying attention to my speed or watching to see if he was sitting where they always sit. It was a good teaching moment for my kids about distracted driving
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price
[Re: GomerPyle]
#3881256
03/20/23 02:46 PM
03/20/23 02:46 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 10,625
abolt300
Booner
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Booner
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Posts: 10,625
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"Ticket Not Found" City of northport has their own site, but I'll probably pay it in person. I gotta go up there anyway to show proof of insurance at the time of the stop, since MrsGomer had my current insurance card in her purse b/c she forgot to give it to me a couple weeks ago, causing me to get a 2nd citation... Tell her while she's digging around in her purse looking for your insurance card, that if she runs across your "balls", you'd like to get them back too. Sorry G. Couldn't resist.
Last edited by abolt300; 03/20/23 02:48 PM.
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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price
[Re: GomerPyle]
#3881257
03/20/23 02:47 PM
03/20/23 02:47 PM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,994 In a Van, down by the River
quailman
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,994
In a Van, down by the River
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Dollar two fiddy.
Last edited by quailman; 03/20/23 02:49 PM.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price
[Re: abolt300]
#3881258
03/20/23 02:48 PM
03/20/23 02:48 PM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,223 Northport, AL
GomerPyle
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Tell her while she's digging around in her purse looking for you insurance card, that if she runs across your "balls", you'd like to get them back too. Sorry G. Couldn't resist. As far as I'm concerned they can stay right there for safe keeping, honestly
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price
[Re: GomerPyle]
#3881266
03/20/23 03:01 PM
03/20/23 03:01 PM
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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 64,616 Luverne, AL
Skinny
GUVNER
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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 64,616
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"Ticket Not Found" City of northport has their own site, but I'll probably pay it in person. I gotta go up there anyway to show proof of insurance at the time of the stop, since MrsGomer had my current insurance card in her purse b/c she forgot to give it to me a couple weeks ago, causing me to get a 2nd citation... Always take a picture of your card with your phone, not only does it help in your situation its also handy if you need a copy.
Never Trust Government
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." Ruthie-May Webster
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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price
[Re: Remington270]
#3881279
03/20/23 03:17 PM
03/20/23 03:17 PM
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Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,908 south of hills, north of plain...
RareBreed
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,908
south of hills, north of plain...
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I’ll bid…………………………………………………(turns and stares at crowd)……………………..I’ll bid …… …..(repeat) ……… (eyes fat Aunt yelling on top row) ……….. . I’ll bid $286. (Smiles confidently..crowd applauds and nervously awaits answer).
Last edited by RareBreed; 03/20/23 03:45 PM.
"I didn’t mean to kill nobody, I just meant to shoot him once in the head and two times in the chest. Him dying was between he and the Lord." Legendary bluesman R.L. Burnside
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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price
[Re: RareBreed]
#3881299
03/20/23 03:54 PM
03/20/23 03:54 PM
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Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 3,231 Semmes, AL
HippieKiller
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 3,231
Semmes, AL
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I’ll bid…………………………………………………(turns and stares at crowd)……………………..I’ll bid …… …..(repeat) ……… (eyes fat Aunt yelling on top row) ……….. . I’ll bid $286. (Smiles confidently..crowd applauds and nervously awaits answer). $288
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price
[Re: JA]
#3881303
03/20/23 04:00 PM
03/20/23 04:00 PM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,223 Northport, AL
GomerPyle
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City Cop or Trooper? City cop I'd say $185. Trooper I'd say $250. City
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price
[Re: GomerPyle]
#3881310
03/20/23 04:07 PM
03/20/23 04:07 PM
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Posts: 12,033 34°25'49.80"N 86°55'46.99"...
gman
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Posts: 12,033
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No clue on the amount...I'd just like to throw a good light on a Hsv pd guy that got me as i was getting on the Parkway one saturday or sunday morning taking my son to a baseball game down at John Hunt Park. I wasn't really late, just later than i like to be. Limit is 50 on the parkway and i was pushing 80. Knew he got me and was already pulling into the lane to get off the road. He was pretty fired up until i said i was late to his game from waiting on he and his mother to get in the truck. He stuck his head in and looked at addison in the back seat, said to him "don't follow your dad's example"...told me to slow down and get to the game alive. It was much appreciated.
The harder I practice, the luckier I get.
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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price
[Re: GomerPyle]
#3881313
03/20/23 04:11 PM
03/20/23 04:11 PM
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Posts: 34,685 Boxes Cove
2Dogs
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 34,685
Boxes Cove
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No matter the amount , it's too much.
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Re: Speeding Ticket....Guess the Price
[Re: GomerPyle]
#3881322
03/20/23 04:39 PM
03/20/23 04:39 PM
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Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 5,053 Marion, Fayette, Lamar, piddli...
Lonster
12 point
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12 point
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 5,053
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Well I’m friends with the former Judge, Wayne Williams. His claim to fame was representing Girls Gone Wild when they were sued by some folks in Alabama.
It looks like Rachel Blume may be the current prosecutor, I’ve been in court with her nearly every month this year.
Unfortunately my fee would be more than the ticket. The folks that I represent for speeding tickets really don’t need the points on their license, don’t need it going against their insurance or they have CDL’s.
Lonster
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